This is the time of year I set my freak flag to fly at full mast.
With a little extra freaky freakiness to add to the cheer.
I don’t see anything wrong with my fervour. But apparently others seem to think that little touches like decorating the laundry and my desk at work are a tad excessive.
Whatever.
I mean what is freaky about this:
or this
or this
or even this?
Shutup, you know you are jealous of my Bathroom Tree™ with it’s patented tinkler alarm. Jingle jingle jingle someone is having a tinkle!
And don’t even get the Scrooge McHusband started on the 8 Christmas trees.
But I have found someone who is even more mad than me. A chick who oozes awesome and Christmas spirit. My girl Burgh Baby.
So we hatched a plan (well technically she hatched a plan and I was all W00T do it and I will take all the glory for the idea being mine bwaaaa haaaa haaaaaaa, bow to me biatch.) and we want YOU to show us your crazy. Or your relatives crazy. Or your neighbours. Or that homeless guy that has just been beaten up and the blood running down his face paired with his green teeth makes him look oh so festive.
And there is a button she slaved over and I will totally take the credit I made for you. Email me if you want the code.
So on December 20 post your crazy. And come back here AND to Burgh Baby and add your nuttiness to the Mr Linky to show to the world! It will be epic.
It doesn’t have to be your crazy, remember. So those of you that don’t celebrate the coming of the fat dude in the Red Suit *snort* can totally take the piss out of your neighbours or sneak your camera phone to work and snap a pic of the nutjob wearing a shirt with baubles and bells on it (wait, that is MOTY!) or or flashing reindeer earrings (wait! That is MOTY again…) because the only acceptable Christmas wear is a pair of awesome red Christmas shoes. Right?
The instructions again, cause if you are anything like me your mind is a mess with all the freaking out over the perfect gift, the perfect cookie and/or cupcake and the constant distraction of all the shiny…
- Take some pics of the Christmas insanity that surrounds you. In your house, your neighbourhood, the freakshow down the street sitting in his lounge chair wearing Santa boxers and nothing else with the damn blinds open *shudder*
- Email me for the code for the Christmas Crazy button of awesomeness (contact details are under my pic on the right sidebar or click talk to me up the top of the blog) and stick it on your blog so your readers can join in the fun and ensure that they are the first to see the Christmas Crazy on your blog.
- Write a post about the awesomeness/eyeball melting insanity with or without pics.
- Come back here and to Burgh Baby on December 20 and add your post to the Mr Linky so
the thousands of adoring peepshalf a dozen people readingme and the google freakshows can come on over and giggle or ooooh and ahhhh at your fabulousness.
Cause nothing gets me into the mood for my Boozy Eggnog of Epic Win than some Christmas Crazy.
Bring it biatches.
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so you’ll be interested in my neighbours gutted out combie with the icicle lights in it? lol
Hmmm, there was a story on CNN last night about a lady who has something like 38 Christmas trees in her house. I’m pretty sure I can’t top that.
I’ll be on the lookout though.
And I think that wrapping the photographs is such an awesome idea!
Duuude, nice bathroom tree. My husband would totally come in drunk and pee on it though, so no thanks. Has any smart family member ever decorated it with TP?
Love the wrapped pictures on your walls, you gave me a cheaper solution to buying Christmas art, and taking down the non-Christmas stuff! LOL
I am decorated here, nothing over the top, still re-collecting items from a few yrs ago. However, will see about some crazy pictures.
You Rock with the bathroom tree, think that is just too awesome!
I might wear a pair of red boxers on the day itself to mark the occasion.
I like the bathroom tree and I am jealous I didn’t think of it first. Can’t wait to see all the entrants!
and I thought my sister was excessive. You rock, you Christmas biatch, you.
Heh. I think I’m going to have fun with this one!
PMSL at the tree in the bathroom
OMG! OMG! OMG! You and I were seperated at birth!
Send me the code, beotch! I am sooo in the X-Mas Army!!!
OHMYGOSH THAT is NOT a Christmas tree in your bathroom! Seriously, is that your house??
ohmygosh
Day-um girl, but I already posted some of our very own home-grown Christmas Crazy on my brand new (well the first time I’ve mentioned I’ve got it publicly) grown-up blog:
http://corymbia.wordpress.com/2008/12/07/when-nativity-sets-meet/
But for you, I will try to find more Christmas Crazy and blog again on December 20 (but you will have to explain the Mr Linky thing to me as I’m a technophobe).
…and oh yeah – I *love* your house decorations.
I would love to do that here too if there was the smallest hope that it would look that way for more than 5 minutes in a row.
Note to self:
Borrow super duper high res spy camera from sister in law. Then take photo of humping reindeer on neighbours roof.
The Spouse and FB loved the Bathroom Tree and want one in our bathroom and/or dunny.
I shall send them to live in your house for the season
Toilet Tree? Hilarious! (And an alliteration too…)
i am SO trying to work up a way so the jewish kid can play.
(love the bathroom tree. love it)
8 xmas trees????????
wow!
ah…. tomorrow is the last day of the Drinks are on ME competition!!
Go on… leave your comment!!!
zya!
I bow to your awesome holiday decorating skills!
If I can talk the kids into letting me buy the Charlie Brown type tree this year, I may be in on the crazy! I’ll know for sure next weekend.
Can I show my mother-in-law’s crazy? That’s a whole other level of nutjobbery.
Can I take a picture of my nerves? Cause that’s what gets crazy girlfriend.
I’m not so sure about the toilet tree. I’d have to take that thing out. I’d blame the boy when it ended up in the toilet…
Guess who got a new tree today! BAM! So freakin’ excited.
Now, if only I could figure out how to smash the bitch that is causing the circuit breaker to scream with pain, despite the fact that I don’t have all my outdoor lights up yet. Stupid wussy circuit breaker HAS to be lying. I’m not overloaded. Not even close.
You want christmas crazy? I’m the one in coles who wears the christmas baseball cap, t-shirt, apron,(it’s t-shirt this year) with tinsel and baubles attached. I also have 9 christmas brooches which I wear either on the cap or the t-shirt, and I have 14 pairs of christmas earrings so that I can wear a different pair every day in the fortnight lead up to christmas eve. Hey, someone’s gotta do it, besides, it cheers up all those early morning “on my way to work *@#!!” shoppers.
I’m am loving your Christmas header and all the Christmassy craziness going on in your house. You are a Christmas Inspiration Girl!
I’m incredibly happy for you. No, I mean that. However I’m having a psychotic moment because your post clashes with my post today, and I’m not sure what to think. I guess the question of peeing in your tree-infested bathroom isn’t as pressing an issue as your question of peeing in the holy river.
My brain hurts. Pass me something…
OMG, I have been waiting for this invitation for years! My neighbors??? You’re going to love them!
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You crack me up, you ninja you! I wish I still had the picture of the people near my inlaws who had all their outdoor holiday lights, including plastic trees, etc., lit up through the month of July.
Damn. When am I going to learn? I was ALL SET to show you mine – in eager anticipation of SEEING YOURS!! *mumbles to self – Lou you are such a fucktard*
I’m. Doing. This!
Christmas is awesome, and I adore the bathroom tree!!!
And, you feature in my latest post… *Hints*
Ohhhhh, I need a bathroom tree with tinkler alarm! Love it!
i freaking LOVE your bedroom!!
Umm…I don’t know what this means but…
…I have those exact angels in that first picture.
Damn.
All I want for Christmas, is a tree in the toilet … well, not literally in the toilet. Like yours! Can I put one beside the bath too? Ooh, better watch the electric lights though …
OMG! I want that bathroom tree
This is such an awesome idea. I’m on the prowl now for some Holiday Looney. I’m taking my camera everywhere now. Everywhere.
Ok two things.
I decorate a whole tree just with Hallmark Barbie ornaments. I love it because I had most of the outfits when I was young.
I call it my Tacky Barbie Tree. I usually put it on my landing going up to my second floor. But now my head is spinning. I could put it in my bathroom. Mmmmmm, have to think about that. I usually put my ORIGIONAL Barbie, Ken and Skipper from the 50’s underneath. That wouldn’t go in the bathroom.
But I was thinking more along of the lines of a motion activated tree. Now THAT would be fun for a bathroom
squeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
The wall of presents/photos is awesome, you. But what do you do with all those hooks in January?
I have to find my gold lame tree. My husband hates it.
Thanks for the ideas – love the wrapped gift display on the wall. I add decorations all over including the loos but they have never had their own trees. My mind is racing with ideas now – a star on top of the toilet roll stand, red soap, baubles hanging from the towel rack.
I’m totally doing it. It’s on, biotches.
OH My, where did you get all of these ideas?? I hope I could make those up one day! If only I have the energy and master mind for that! Amazing!! I love what you did with the wrapping on wall.. beautiful!!
http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid823433113/bctid4706115001
Okay, this is just awesome. I’m just afraid that they’ll remove the link before Christmas.
Anyway, I’m gonna go see this one in person next week!
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