It came as a surprise to my Plurk friends that I have never seen X-Men.
I had no idea there was a character called Magneto.
And the dude can throw cars.
Awesome.
As I already have the superpowers of awesome awesomeness, fabulously fabulousing and bug killing deflecto boobies, I guess it would be greedy to want to be able to throw cars as well. But how much would that rock at Safeway to get a park right near the doors. Or out the front of school on a rainy day? I could turn up at like 3.20 and just park where ever the fuck I like.
BAM! There you go bitch, can’t find your brand new Land-cruiser that has never seen a speck of dirt? You need to haul your fat arse 2 streets down. Perhaps work off some of that drive thru that you had for breakfast. And lunch.
And Christmas shopping time? Boo-yah people. Get outta my way biatches, I am parking right out front.
Ya wanna mess with me? You will find your car somewhere that-a-way.
I could take road rage up a level. Or five.
Duuuuuuude.
The Pièce de résistance? Fuckknuckle next door riding his kids motorbike up and down and up and down and up and fucking down his backyard, which backs on to where my loungeroom is and disturbing my TV viewing pleasure or the contemplation of my navel? That motorbike will make a nice ornament for his roof.
Huzzah! Take that!
And I would totally rock the cape. But the helmet has got to go. Will totally mess with my hair and limit my shoe choice cause, you know I can’t be wearing cute pink heels with that head gear goin’ on.
So what superpower do you covet?
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I covet extreme bitchiness. I’m still at grasshopper level right now.
oo oo oo, I want, I want…. damn, what do I want?
I know! I want to be able to understand any language so I can listen in on those people that THINK I can’t understand them! *snort*
Yeah baby, I want to be a … damn… what’s it called? Jebus, I can’t get my head working… oh… heh… a sticky beak!
That’s a brillo piece of the old Inglese lang-goo-gage! You can write, babe- and maybe even throw the odd Lamborghini!
The helmet is to stop the professor from entering his mind and stop him from throwing cars
I think being able to zap people with lightening strikes is pretty cool. ZZZZZZZZZZap! take that fucker!
I soooo thought this was going to be a post about the Hulk when I saw the title so I wasn’t far off
I would dig Wolverine’s powers, claws, regeneration and mad sideburns!!!
So if you didn’t know Magneto was an Xmen guy, where did the name of your blog come from?
I would love Wolverine’s regeneration too.. But Storm is cool too. I could hurricane away assholes.
heh. B said ‘fucker’. here i was thinkin’ she was all proper n’ shit. my magical power would be to be ursula from the little mermaid, sans the butchy haircut. i want the power to steal voices. so my kids, my beloved,telemarketers and people i don’t have the power to slap shall be all forced to shut the fuck up by a simple flick of my wrist.
I think I would like my super power to be look good naked. I don’t even necessarily have to be painted blue. I think there was a naked blue character in X-Men, too, but I’ll admit here that I’ve not seen that movie, either.
I would like to have a hardon like Superman.
Ha hah ha, Lew, sideburns are so gay! and Iceel, you would say that. I would want to be able to hear what other people are thinking, (but only when I wanted to, not all the time) just so I could call them out on it if they were thinking the shit about me.
I want to be able to fly an invisible plane. Oh, and deflect bullets with my magic bracelets.
I want to read minds. IDK why. Just cause I am a nosy biatch like that.
I need super speed to keep up with all my blogs and commenting.
I want to be Claire from Hereos.. bitch can’t die and she gets to sleep with my boyfriend Milo.
Flying – aaalllll the way to Australia.
Telekinesis. So I can just throw shit around – not just metal. I’d be throwing crying babies and yapping poodles and all kinds of things.
I totally thought that is where you got your blog title…
FYI..I want to be Storm
I would like to be like Piper on Charmed and be able to stop time. That would be so fun.
OR….be like Freddy Krueger and be able to enter people’s dreams. I wouldn’t be mean though. I would bring people candy or something.
Moving faster than a speeding bullet. I could already read minds if I choose to. I don’t choose.
Sadly, the husband and I have had this exact conversation several times! But ours only allows you to pick just one… I always go for “reading people’s minds” first, but after that movie What Women Want(Not totally sure if that was right) and all the parodies after it, that shit would probably start to get on your nerves hearing every little thought! Elevators would DEF be out! So then I resort to the power to be invisible, that way you could literally BE the fly on the wall, and know everything you wanted to! Except I am sure I’d end up dropping in on peeps in the shower or other questionable predicaments…just for fun, of course!
Although, this past week has had me thinking the ability to zap people would be oh so convenient, I could use it for good too and zap whatever ass hat is dampening your day! But only if you asked me to! Then you could be all, “Oh, okay ass head, that’ll be fine, obviously you don’t know about my awesome friend…” and then we could get smashed on the weekends at our giggle, smite & zap parties!
Is making a good biscuit a super power? Cause it sure has escaped any of my culinary capabilities! I’m so desperate with it I even put up an offer over at my place for a PRIZE in exchange for the best home made biscuit recipe! If anyone knows, or knows someone who DOES have the best homemade biscuit recipe, PLEASE help a sister out! Thanks Kelley for letting me beg the public on your page like that
, another reason why you’re so awesome!
I don’t want any super powers, just peace on Earth…
Bwahaha…I crack myself up. I would totally have that x-ray vision and see ya all naked! Oh yes…
With knowledge comes power, now you can unleash your latent powers and be the omnipotent Magento we all know you to be. I already have Super Mommy Embarrassing Powers what more do I need?
I would have super noble powers–like I’d feed all the hungry with my breast milk.
I would love to be like Samantha from Bewitched and with just a wiggle of my nose the dishes are done, or Mount Washmore in the laundry just disappears. That would be awesome, plus I could wiggle my nose and magically have chocolate and sexy shoes appear in front of me
Powers. Meh.
With power comes responsibilty. I try to avoid resposibility at all costs.
HOWEVER I would totally be a villian. Cat Woman preferably. Cuz I got cats and cuz I look smoke’in HAWT in black leather AAAANNNNND don’t even get me started on the boots … Meeee-ow!
I would totally rock with Doctor Who intellectual powers so my quick thinking, brainiac ways could save the planet time and again …
and I’d have a TARDIS so I could always get to places on time ….
but of course I’d ditch the skinny-boy look and regenerate into a divinely gorgeous diva and have a hot-pink diamond-encrusted sonic screwdriver.
Stuff the super powers!!! I just want enough energy to clean my house. Do they have a house cleaning super hero??? Actually, it’s not the cleaning so much as getting rid of crap!
oh i SO want to be invisible and to be able to teleport myself anywhere i want.
make it so, yeah, kel?
Seriously, Kelley, you are missing the AWESOME Hugh Jackson in all his goodly yumminess.
nom nom nom nom nom.
Oh that good be the cutest outfit ever. The cape and heels sans helmet. I can see it now.
I want the superpower of …. frick, I dunno. I would like to say invisibility, cause I think it would be cool to scare my friends with a trick like that, but then there is super biatchyness, which would come in handy, but wait! I have it! I want to be a Super Ninja. (This would be a ninja with all the regular ninja like powers, plus all the super powers I want!)
Throwing cars sounds pretty awesome the way you’ve described it’s use.
I would like to be able to be in two places at once when it suits me. Then I could be at home with the kiddos and at work bringing in the bucks.
Home taking in a few drinks while the other me is scrubbing the toilet. Yeah, that would work for me.
I want a wand that folds my laundry and puts it away. Oh, and it irons too.
I want to be able to make people see sense. Because FFS I’m living in an abyss of stupidity at work and if they all could get a clue the place might actually achieve some of its goals.
One superpower? Easy. Time travel capabilities. And yes, that shits over every other superpower, hands down. You know it does.
I love that you want to throw cars. Give it to ‘em Kel! I have always coveted bilocation as one Holly would forever be sleeping.
Tough skin. To not give a shit about what people think and just get on, do my own thing and not give a toss.
Keep the helmet and get some really bitchin’ black leather boots with lots of silver buckles down the sides.
I really thought magneto was based on him!! hehehe
mind control!!!!!!
Well, I WAS going to say Wolverine, and that he can claw my back anytime he wants and all, but then I saw Lee had already mentioned the Beastie, so I guess I would like to be Dr Charles Xavier without the wheelchair. So I could look into people’s minds and see if they were all as pervy as me. OR I could read their minds and see who really wanted me or to be like me, because so many peeps say that don’t, but I know they secretly do.
It’s tough being a legend.
Eff that magnetic shiz. I’d much rather have a telportation power. How kickass would that be? *zap* and show up in Brad Pitt and Angelina’s bedroom. HAWT! *zap* and show up in the White House and make Secret Service piss themselves. *zap* and avoid all commuting time. It would be totally hawt.
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