Ninja Freaking Clowns.
Awesome.
Thanks to Mindy and Jenny over at Good Mom / Bad Mom.
I still don’t know who is who but they should totally put me on the payroll as Freaking Awesome Ninja Mum.
On an unrelated note, but tying in with the theme of Freaking Awesome Ninja Mum, right now, hiding in my laundry under a pile of washing is this:
Duuuuuuuuude. Awesome. To the power of 12.
And yes, I have THAT much washing to do. Moo cleaned her room. Nuff said methinks.
I can’t wait till Christmas Day when E and I uphold the tradition of getting plastered on Splice cocktails and rock it on with the kids birthday presents. Might make her her own Josie and the Pussy Cats costume. But she can be the fat pregnant triangle playing one that they kicked to the curb. Kinda like Pete Best. But cuter. And sober.
So what is on your Awesome list for Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/getting something in December for no other reason than it fucking rocks?
Updated to add: Apparently in the feed reader you can’t see the video of the Ninja. Sucks to be you. Now click over to see the awesomeness…








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haz one of them on the list too. But sooo not wanting to wait till bloody xmas for my…ahh, the kids present
I also have a gourmet girl cupcake machine…for the girls of course
Shortman’s getting that for PS3. I don’t know what I want yet. New laptop comes to mind though.
I’m hoping to have Jaymes’ new horse here and trained enough for him to start riding again by Xmas… Also working on a grant to fence in part of the yard Jaymes-proof, and put in playground equipment. Money is tight, but we find a way to work it because we rock. Or I do.
Wii’s and nintendo DS’s all round here
Just don’t mention it on my blog. Damn kids keep trying to read it!
We get snockered while we’re wrapping. It makes it at least partially enjoyable. I can’t wait until the boy gets interested in stuff like this.
I’ve been looking at the Guitar Hero for DS’s 11th birthday. Not sure if he’d get into it or not.
Christmas here is going to be digital camera’s for the kids (if I can get hold of 3 in my price range, same model but 3 different colours). Like B – I have to avoid any mention of gifts as DS reads my blog at school!
I could totally hide the gifts under my laundry as well. I may stop shoving the crap in my closet and move it to the laundry baskets.
World Tour is on the kid’s Wish List, but I’m still hoping Santa brings me a new laptop. I’m gonna kick some jolly ol’ elf ass if I don’t get it too.
Feral Beast is getting Bill Oddie’s autobiography
“One Flew Into The Cuckoos Nest” and Adam Gilchrist’s book…and a guitar and lessons from the future son-in-law…and the sweat from my brow…and enough broadbeans to equal his own weight…coz I’m the bad Chrissy elf
We don’t do much gift exchanging around here–what I am getting is four months off work, to relax and play at whatever I want to do. so there.
Rockband II: World Tour
And that’s totally not b/c you want the same thing. For serious.
I want that game. That is all I want. For me. No one else. Screw them. I’m a one-man band.
Have you ever played Guitar Hero??? OMG…it is unbelieveable fun….the entire family will go mad!
NOTHING on our list for this year because we are spending our wad next week going to Belgium to visit Lilacspecs and Cabanaboy and meet Cabanafamily…I almost had a heart attack buying my Euros today…frickin US dollar isn’t worth shit anymore!
We are virgins to the gaming industry. This Christmas we are doing the Wii thing… God help us, I know my life will change. For better or worst.
Perhaps I will have more time to myself.
love that video
Around here we all swap gift vouchers/cards for christmas. There’s not even a small pile of gifts under the tree anymore, just brightly wrapped gift cards hanging on the tree amongst the ornaments.
There is a Wii in my Christmas stocking
Put the part payment down on it last week. Pay the rest off over next couple of weeks. I can not wait.
I would really like some new socks and underwear. No, really. Isobel would like everything. You know how being two is. I’m pretty sure, but not positive, that she’ll actually be getting books and a blanket. We party hard, here.
Kids are each getting a Doctor Who sonic screwdriver ’cause we all love us some DW.
…Have been toying with the idea of getting some of those electronic drumsticks but am not sure if my sanity is currently up to the challenge.
Hubby is getting ockie straps and a 30 m hose ’cause that’s what he asked for.
… and for me … hmmm … a gift-wrapped robot that doth both cook and clean would be nice……
A fertilised egg is what I want in my stocking.
Failing that, an Xbox360, and champagne, and a new job, and a life, and world peace, and a watch, and a new PC.
There is something but I can’t talk about it till after next weekend.
Ooooh Lilacspecs…
I’m all a flutter…
;0)
Wow. I haven’t done birthday shopping yet for #3 whose birthday is too close to Christmas, let alone Christmas shopping yet.
I’ve started to really not like Christmas.
****Attention ALL laptop & PC green eyed commenters! One word – EBAY! Seriously, I fiend for one for almost a year but the $ issue kept getting in the way…till I started watching laptops day & night until finally I gloriously sniped a (just as good!) refurbished one for $218 USD! WITH a 2 yr FULL warranty! Whatever your brand of choice, you can & will find it for a steal! Personally I am madly in love with my Dell Latitude, but that’s just me. With the economy in such a hole, how could Santa possibly say no to that? Ok, public service announcement over. Continue about your day!****
Kelley – I can totally see you on Christmas Day rock’n out with the fam! Good thing it is hot over there during the holidays, I know you’ll appreciate the AC being on! Oh, and you are Le Shiznit for buying such an awesome gift, I’m only gifting the Wii, and that is mostly because it has the “fit” application. After all the Christmas cookies n’ treats are baked & eaten, Mrs.Claus will definitely be need’n it!
I don’t expect any gifties this year. Maybe a stocking.
Man, they put some money into that commercial.
I like how you foreigners call your laundry “washing.”
Please don’t excuse yourself for whining about working one day less than other people who don’t deal with your dealings. Nonsense! You should become a personal shoe shopper, oh yes, you deserve that job, and the shoe discounts that should come with it.
Bahahahaaa Ninja clowns rock!!!
I want green beans for Christmas. Lots and lots and lots of green beans.
Clowns freak me out.
On another note, can you adopt me?
Oh, hells belles. The 6 days that include both my birthday and the birth of the Big Guy are pretty much pure suckery. I even got the lousy Christmas name and am forever bitter in the extreme. I mean my parents got pissed on St. Patty’s and lo and behold I pop out at Yule. Yay. What do I want? My body 10 years ago, a new name, and Christian Bale naked on a beach in Fiji.
kd, I think you need to get in line. I’m at the top of the list for adoption, especially if Kelley will do my laundry.
LOVE that clip
Gifts this year? A donation to the needy on behalf of everyone on our gift list. To us.
What the hell, I have that much laundry as well, but the only thing under it is more laundry and a dirty floor.
Apparently, I’m not living right.
Love the clip! Is that your longest blog title so far?
If I have clown nightmares tonight I am hunting you down.. because it would mean they are interupting the dreams I am having about a certain Twilight character.. and my friend.. that would be very mean to do to me..
PS..I would like a MAC laptop please.. thanks.. seeing is you are taking down wishlists and all..
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