Cause I don’t want no damn puppy.
I am holding out for a unicorn.
Kevin? Kevin? Where is my purdy unicorn, fucker?
And in other news The Voices™ and I had another meeting (donut shop was closed) where we told each other how freaking awesome we are, me being the Grand PooBah of the Awesomeness, made a secret handshake and another graphic.
Apparently when people see crimes against humanity, AKA Crocs, they think of me. Biatches all over the world are reporting sightings of the evilness or cringing in terror as they strap their offspring in the footwear of the devil.
See?
Socks AND Crocs? *shudder*
I mean WWJD people? He would wear sandals. Made of the hide of some farting animal that was destroying the planet. So save the world instead of polluting the brains of your poor children.
Cause Crocs totally cause brain damage. And poor choices in adult hood.
And make the wee little babies in Ethiopia starve.
And cause wrinkles, zits and haemorrhoid’s.
It is true.
And when there is a nuclear war, cockroaches and Crocs will be the only things to survive. Ergo, you are strapping the hope for the worlds future in cockroaches. It totally makes sense. All bar one of The Voices™ agree.
But we all decided she is crazy.
Just say no people.
And send me my damn unicorn.
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THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU SAID WHEN I WAS ALL NAKED THE OTHER DAY.
OY. Croc n sock is a HUGE NO NO. EEEEKK!!!
*barf*
I saw a freakin grown man wearing ORANGE crocs with brown socks, and he thought he was all cool. What a dorky douche! Those ugly things should be banned from the universe…
You know you’re grateful for that Crocsock Catastrophe. If it weren’t for that, you’d be so overcome by W’s sexy beastiness that you’d be swimming across some oceans just to throw him down. Just fess up, we all know it.
Crocs are a blight. I don’t know how they caught on. I makes me fear for the future of the human race. At least the unicorns will gain ascendancy then.
My girls feet were getting slimey after swimming. My sister in law suggested getting them Crocs to wear to and from swimming instead of their runners. I said NO! Got the girls some pretty pink braided sandals. Very cute.
Ahem *cough cough* I love my crocs….
Soooo I was very pleased to see that you haven’t put purple flowery crocs in your button of doom..
tralalalalaaa *skips away wearing purple crocs and red socks*
Muawahahahaaaaaa
I’m taking a special pic of me and my girls in my Crocs tomorrow with a pic of you kissing them. Oh. Yes. I. Will.
I have a spot in the middle of my nose. That’s the closest thing to a unicorn.
God I loathe crocs. Shoes should be evolving to be prettier and more stylish and diverse. “Frumpy pieces of plastic worn by all” does not fit this brief.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. ‘Nuff said.
When crocs first came out I really, really wanted a pair, but couldn’t quite afford them. Planned on saving for a bright red pair. Well, that didn’t work out. I’m still wearing my old thongs.
One unicorn on the way. Do you have a colour preference?
Your unicorn is busy farting out crocs. Maybe next year.
I dispute your claim that Crocs cause brain damage.
It is clear that the brain damage is there to begin with and causes people to think Crocs are in some way cool.
Are you kidding me – Bush in crocs. I lolled
When we were planning my 13 year olds birthday party this year- it was a Halloween themed party- we were trying to come up with some scary shit. While in the craft store, we came across a wall of said crocs. I wished at that moment to have a camera to capture that horrifying scene. So many crocs in one place- I shuddered.
Can we wear Alpaca Petes and be awesome?
My kid love crocs…I think it’s just that they are too lazy to tie shoes. I can’t stand them.
Bush in crocs.
The planet’s two worst evils combine.
Crocs are up there with slutty Halloween costumes … just because they’re out there doesn’t mean you should wear them.
And how ’bout I just strap little horns on my cats heads and send them your way? They can’t fly per se, but they can jump like the dickens.
Die hard Croc fans around these parts even wear them in the dead of winter, under 4′ of snow. I find great pleasure in watching them slide on their asses down their driveways when walking out to get the morning paper when it’s all of -10F outside and everything is coated in ice!
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Is that a presidential seal on his socks? Really? And I don’t think he’s waving. I think he’s saying, “I have five more pairs of Crocs back at my ranch in Crawford!” If your nice to him, Kelley, he may send you a pair!
What about crocs if you are otherwise naked? Is it sexy then?
What about a unicorn in crocs? ehhhh?
I love watching Crocs biggest hater (you) and lover (Mr. L) have this battle. Oh my, I laughed.
So I am guessing you didn’t like my Hot Hunk Thursday then, lol
So, there i was last night, being forced to watch dancing with the stars by the beloved when this song came on with the line “not in these shoes”.. guess who popped into my head at that precise moment ?
no, it wasn’t george W in crocs & socks.
t’was you.
That is the best graphic that I have ever seen, by far! Crocs are le suck.
Socks AND crocs???? It makes me itch so bad I may have a sip of the children’s Benadryl! The husband rocking his flip flops & socks is enough to send me into a fit of laughing and fashion ridicule, at least he now fits into an altered level of tackiness. But I will more than likely still be listening to HIS BS & lies well after next January! I can’t win ALL the time!
I am a minority cause I do like my Mickey Mouse Crocs, but OMG…Bush is most definitely a douche and that was BEFORE the Crocs n sox!
I can send you a pink stuffed unicorn, can that tide you over until we find a real one?
Don’t worry, daughter won’t miss it.
Crocs are Uggs sexy cousin.
I’m sorry, Kell, but I jumped over to the other side when Mr. Lady got all Crocky nekkid. I gave up my unicorn and everything, and I’m not even ashamed.
I hope you understand.
I hate those bloody things.
I can’t believe people will pay for those fugly things. Burn them all.
I’ll also take Obama’s puppy and be on the lookout for a unicorn, on the condition I get one when it breeds. Deal?
Sorry, crocs on kids are THE inside shoe here. But not on adults, because that’s a huge fashion no-no.
But, and don’t shoot me here, Poles wear inside shoes. They like crocs (for kids only) because they are non slip and they stay on their feet. I get why they do it.
My kids wear sock moccasins though. I prefer that my kids’ feet are warm.
I’ll be your unicorn. But the horn is a bit misplaced. You don’t mind, do you?
One unicorn on it’s way …
Now, wouldn’t THAT be awesome!
I HATE CROCS! And my husband went and bought himseldf a pair! I refuse to be seen in public with him when he wears them.
Crocs. ugh. I don’t do them..but only a complete tool would do them with socks..
oh did I just say that out loud? my bad..
you’re not the only one actually…
hehehehehe
Dammit – I can’t find a pic of me wearing fake crocs to freak you out. But then I agree that they are fugly fugly shoes and probably have deleted any evidence that I wear them from any and all photos.
BUT wait Kel – calm yourself….
I only wear them while doing the gardening in case I step in chook poo (all over out yard courtesy of our three little cluckers), or to the beach as I absolutely can not walk in thongs. ’cause like it’d be a *crime* to get real shoes coated in squishy chook oysters or ingrained with sand … right??? Kel??? are you OK ?? are you still talking to me now I’ve revealed my dirty little secret???
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