The party was awesome.
The party fucking ROCKED.
Almost as hard as my freaking awesome cupcakes that blew my tiny little mind with their awesomeness.
Boo scored big time in the gift stakes. Fantastic presents that the kids thought long and hard about, parents all ‘What the fuck? You want to give him WHAT?’ Boo’s peeps know what he likes. And if not cold hard cash baby.
Boo was a gracious host. Greeting everyone and exclaiming ‘WOW’ with every gift. Unlike last year when he was all ‘Meh’ and ‘I don’t want THIS!’ He was a freaking rock star.
And I totally had something in my eye.
Repeatedly.
And the weather? GLORIOUS! Sunny and warm (almost hot) no wind. Absolutely freaking perfect for a day outdoors with a elevently billion kids, 500 water balloons, 5 water pistols, 6 freshly scrubbed buckets, 2 plastic toy boxes, 10 oversized sponges and a toilet.
I thank every single one of you for the awesome weather. You really came through. Smootch yourselves from me.
And a very very special thankyou to my biatch Robin at Around the Island, she rocks big time. She saved my sanity by translating words into Hebrew for me, for Boo’s vision of Carnival sign nirvana. Going well above even my lofty expectations to ensure that I had the correct spelling.
So despite the preceding weeks including excretions from every orifice – flu, ear infections, gastroenteritis and a fucking ANT PLAGUE – it all came together. A fantastic day.
Kids running in and out of the house dripping wet and covered with mud. Kids fouling up my toilet, Boo’s wet nappy festering under my bed and finding him sitting in there chatting to his aide and teacher – yes, my kid is that freaking awesome that his teacher comes to his party – the stench burning their eyes along with the totally trashed room (thanks Boo, you little bastard), the neighbour choosing the 2 hour period of the party to pressure clean his fucking roof, the smell of bird shit and acid rain floating through my freshly-cleaned-and-now-streaked-with-crap windows, drowning out the heavenly scent of the buttery popcorn and hot diggity dogs. Hence the toilet reference in the title.
I am still cleaning up after 50+ people in and around my home. But that is just fine with me.
The party fucking rocked baby.
And now I will stop. I wont bore you all with the minutiae of the party preparations, I will take it over to the party blog. And cause I suck at being consistent and keeping my bloggy promises I suggest you subscribe. You won’t be disappointed cause DAY-UM did that kid want some weird shit.
I have no idea where he gets his warped mind from.
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Your party blog makes me realize that I am a really shitty mother. I am willing you my children.
Yay for awesome weather and those cupcakes look delicious.
I’m so glad it turned out to be beautiful weather and that everyone got over their crappy illnesses and that Boo had an amazing time. You rule Kel, there’s not much else to say!
So glad it all went well hun!
Dood! Those cupcakes look BOMB!
I am so happy that everything went so well. I also want to come and play in your backyard.
I can’t tell you how glad I am it went so well.
So I won’t.
6 freshly scrubbed buckets… *snirk* I am pleased that it went well.. Yay.. Now who can we get to rock the neighbours roof?
Aww crap, now I’ve got something in my eye too. Must be all that acid rain and bird shit floating up from Australia.
I would like to put in a cupcake order thanks! I will take 100 of those blue star ones!
So glad to hear the party went well and that the sun was out all day! Boo is a very lucky boy to have a mother as awesome as you Kel.
That is awesome! That the party went great and the cupcakes and everything…I mean aside from the bad stuff.
I’m so happy for you! There’s nothing quite like a successful splurge.
Enjoy the sticky floor
That looks like it rocked! Wish my mom had done over the top creative things for me on MY birthday! I’m sooo happy the rain stayed away. Which means? My spells WORK! LOL.
That’s great news, Kelley!
Now that you’re fully launched as THE party hostess you can stage FB’s party next month, ‘k?
Yea!!! I’m so glad it was such a success!
Sounds like an amazing party!
Mazel Tov on the perfect party! The fondant queen is so awesome, I’m tempted to question if you are a demi-god. And, what’s a party without random bird crap flying through the air?
In my next life, will you be my Mom?
Damn! I should really look into stepping up the whole birthday party thing around my house! I also wish I could sit in my house and gorge on som of those cupcakes today!
I’m so happy that party went well!!!!!!
The cupcakes look awesome.
Woo Hoo! I’m so happy that everything went well. Now go clean up. and then rest. Nah, make the hubby clean up, you go rest.
That’s fan-freaking-tastic that the party rocked. Well done!
Wow, sounds awesome. Well done!
WAH-HOOOO….I LOVE your yard! So glad it was an awesome day and the rain god blessed you by staying put somewhere else…you are a rockin mom…yes, indeed, you are!
Sorry…I had to come back to comment on the party blog…WOMAN, what are you trying to do to the rest of us???? It isn’t enough that you handle this outstanding site but you have an adorable party one too…..you are in the wrong frickin business, you need to be a party planner or something like that!!!! Very warm/fuzzy site, that party one…..your emos better know how amazing you really are!
I love, love, love the invites. They’re perfect.
My cupcakes always look saggy. I should do a post about saggy cupcakes. It would kick ass.
Woohoo glad it all worked out!
I’m looking forward to the rice crispie bun recipe…
glad it all went ‘off’ so well
blog bling for you at my place
WOOHOO for the working weather vibes! Glad to hear it all went awesomely
Sounds great! Congratulations on the weather and the fabulousness. I checked out your party blog–love the invites!
Boo deserved a great day and so did you.Well done.
Those cupcakes do totally rock! Sounds like Boo had a fabulous birthday. Nice job mom!
Party blog? I’m so there!
So glad the clouds stayed away and the party was a success. But I knew it would be. You’re awesome that way.
You are the most rock-n-est mom in the universe! I love the invites and decorations and cupcakes. Mostly I love that you worked your ass off for your boy and it went off smashingly!
You’ve got one of those you beaut super safe trampolines! (My son bought the cheap as chips model for his kids. His overweight kids. It collapsed one day….)
The cup cakes are so yummy looking. I really must brush up on my baking skills.
I’m glad you all had a great day, especially Boo, who has now earned that Elmo.
I’m SO GLAD that the weather was good! It sounds like it went amazingly, and your cup cakes look delicious. I just love it that Boo’s friends know him so well that the presents were so great. Wonderful job!
Wow … so backyards in Australia look just like backyards in America. Who knew?
And YAY!!!! My anti-rain dance worked … now if only my Pro-Cash dance worked just as well …
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