MPS went and got some hot chips from the Fish and Chip shop to go with the meat I had cooking in the crockpot cause I couldn’t be fucked was too busy to cook anything to go with it.
Apparently there was salad too. Meh.
After eating only the hot chippy goodness a healthy well balanced meal I wandered into the kitchen to find the chip wrapping open on the counter. I stood mesmerised scraping the salty fat laden crumbs off the paper.
*groan*
That shit is good. Hot chippy salty goodness. I contemplated bending down to lick the paper, but someone walked into the kitchen thought better of it.
I love me some salt. I should totally get my own salt lick. My horse, Kallina, had one, and you should have seen her eyes roll back in her head when she licked that shit. Horse crack.
I could wear it around my neck. It could be the next big thing.
Speaking of big things, tonight the chick I ordered fairy floss and popcorn making shit from (cause NO ONE had the machines available for this weekend. Oh, except for the guy who had one in his shed and would let me have it for $130 for the day, with enough sugar to make 4 fucking hundred serves AND I had to pick up, drop off and clean the fucker BEFORE I used it) dropped it off. Nice woman, her name is Kelly, so of course she would have to be fucking awesome. The side of her face was dropped, like she had had an accident or a stroke or something. Boo wandered out and started giving her a quizzical look. I was all fuck fuck fuck he is going to say something, fuck fuck fuck. He looks right at her, points to her and says:
‘How much do you weigh?’
Um. That was worse. Damn kid.
Expect more of this brain-fartyness over the next few days while I lose my fucking mind am busy preparing for this party, and Moo starting her exams, and working longer hours. I will be updating the party blog sporadically over the next few weeks with party stuff, recipes and shit.
Oh and don’t forget to anti rain vibes for Sunday. It can be fucking torrential rain after 5pm Sunday my time. KTHXBAI.
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Those salt lamps are cool. Even if they do look like some kind of weird alien egg?
Speaking of fish and chips, have you ever had batters? They’re the little bits left over in the frying bin after lots of fish/whatever have been cooked. Crispsy goodness.
OMG WANT! Like a whole bag, coated in salt. Oh *drool*
Thanks Solomon, I am gunna be dreaming about that shit all night!
Hehehe. I was just discussing my obsession with salty foods with hubby tonight. He sweetly reassured me that my occasional indulgence in excessive saltiness is because, the rest of the time, my diet is so perfectly balanced. He said I must need it. Hehehe. Bless him.
*snort* Gotta love kids!
I would say Kelly had Bells Palsy (my ex MIL had it)
FYI http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bells_palsy
MMM. Chippy goodness. Want.
Praying for some BEAUTIFUL dry weather for you!!!
LOL…how much do you weigh.
At least we know what to get you for your birthday now. I’ll return the shoes I got for a salt lick.
Hmmmm battered fishies with yummy chippies *sigh*
You cruel temptress to The Dark Side of The Diet, Kelley
My daughter’s friend has a star shaped necklace made from salt. Maybe I’ll find out where she got it.
I also LOVES me some salt. I wasn’t allowed to have it as a child (as well as candy), so apparently I’m making up for it now.
salty goodness is my undoing……….
I luvz me some nice salty fries (Your chips, as you call ‘em) dipped in Ranch Dressing. Oh, fucking YUM!
You know at some point, you’re going to have to make/teach me how to make the fondant. I want beautiful desserts, even if we don’t eat them.
i have a salt problem too. I’ll take a bowl of the stuff, eat a mouthful, then have some milk and repeat.
NOM NOM NOM
that looks like a mighty salty toilet roll!
Ohhhhhhhh…*drool* I <3 salt,and all things salty. Mmmmm. I will totally follow you in the new trend of salt lick necklaces!!
I can’t have yummy salty chippies and it breaks my heart on a near daily basis.
After reading this though I want to recommend a book Salt: A world history by Mark Kurlansky. It is not surprisingly about the history of salt in the world
It sounds boring as bat shit however it isn’t and it is an amazingly interesting read. The post just reminded me of it
Have you tried salty, crispy-on-the-outside, soft-on-the-inside potato scallops? They are my secret vice. Fish and chips is not the same unless it’s fish and tater scallops!
I could go for that salt pendant, too. I likes my salt on the rim of a margarita, on the rocks. And maybe skip the mixer stuff, and just put tequila on the rocks, with salt, thank you. Then chug it, and lick salt!
I love salt, too. But Dummy has high blood pressure and it might kill him …
*adding more salt to cooking turkey meat*
There. That ought to do it.
(Kidding. I love the man. Who else would do me in the back of a limo???)
What ARE those things? They look like some sort of salty-dildoes.
Just sayin’.
Oh! Oh! Oh!……chip shop chips! It’s been soooo loooong since I had me some. Hubby doesn’t like to walk all the way to the shop and shell out $$$ when it’s so easy to put frozen chips in the oven and bake ‘em. Miser. I hate the frozen ones and he can’t taste the difference.
Chips! They are not the same from the freezer. They must be from the fish and chip shop!
I bought C one of those lamps cos of their magical powers! And yes he did like licking it!
Causing rain is not so hard. Making it go away takes major concentration.
Those lamps are awesome! I’ve never seen anything like it.
I could seriously replace all meals with salty chips.
Still crossing everything for dry skies on Sunday.
Ree took my thoughts…I took one look at that picture and thought SEX TOY..woohoo and salty licky at that…
*groan* *spasms of pleasure*
I literally lick ALL of the salt off of pretzel rods before I eat them and then drag a wet finger through the bottom of the bag to get all of that salt as well…I’m ‘in’ for the salt necklace…
I’ve put the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob on watch for your rain-free day….Boo would approve!
AND, I made it to the top of your Comment Crack List! Now THAT IS REALLY a good reason to celebrate with a bag of super salty lick em clean pretzels…I’m just sayin………
MUST have one of those necklaces! With that around my neck, the women will love me!
Wishing you the best weather!
You make that salt lick necklacy thingy and I will buy it. Mmmm . . . salt.
So, how much does she weigh?
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