We were eating dinner.
An awesome dinner of BBQ meat and this kick arse salad of lettuce, baby spinach, feta and sun-dried tomato dressing.
Ommm nomm nomm.
Chatting away, Moo nomming on her second plate of salad.
I told you it was freaking kick arse.
She looked at me, mouth full of salad ‘Oh BTW…’ yes, she actually said B. T. W. like all the Damn Emos these days.
‘…Nanna asked me what fellatio and cunnilingus were today’
And I died. And went to heaven.
They really do have unicorns that shit chocolate up there.
Oh, and yes, my mother is that naive.