Happy Fathers Day to all the Daddies of the world!
Apparently it isn’t Fathers Day everywhere.
Awwwww.
Suck it up.
So the day dawned early with the arrival of the tiny terrorist. Completely oblivious to the fact it was Fathers Day, but day-um did that kid perk up when he found out! Probably because of this:
Yes, my lovelies. THAT was breakfast. Made by the loving hand of the Damn Emos. Not dressed as Ninja though. Only mummy gets that sort of treatment.
So when I finally surfaced and shouted to MPS to make me a damn coffee NOW – what? He ain’t my freaking father – I was presented with a plate of this, half as much thankfully. Icecream and M&M’s for breakfast ain’t my idea of bliss.
Suitably caffienated it was time for presents. That damn husband of mine was all ‘I dunno’, ‘whatever’ and shit when I asked him what he wanted for fathers day so I went the cliche safe option.
Socks and undies. And slippers. So he will stop wearing Moo’s fluffy purple ones.
And one final gift from his wife.
A hovercraft.
Full of eels.
Cause I love me some python.
Um. That is supposed to be a capital P when talking about the Monty variety, right? *snigger*
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The Damn Emos are fine chefs, you should be very proud!
i would totally help you to finish off that breakfast. just gimme a call next time, okay?
I think I needed some Emos here this morning. My dh got 2 coffee mugs exactly the same courtesy of the school Fathers Day stall. LOL
Hmmm, I let Nathan sleep in to 10.30am and then I uhmmm. Well. Uhmmmm.
He got to sleep in. And Amy kissed him a few times.
Meh…
Happy Fathers Day MPS
I got my dad a painting of my cat….
First picture kind of made my teeth hurt.
I’ll take one of those waffle creations. But the hovercraft looks like a giant electronic eyeball.
I LOVE Monty Python and … your hovercraft is full of eels, that’s evident 🙂 It’s a great sketch: a Hungarian tourist (John Cleese) approaches the clerk (Terry Jones). The tourist is reading haltingly from a phrase book. I also like this bit when they are reading from the phrase book:
Hungarian: “If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I … I am no longer infected.”
Clerk: “Uh, may I, uh …” (takes phrase book, flips through it) “… Costs six and six … ah, here we are.” (speaks weird Hungarian-sounding words) .
Meow! The image of your man in fluffy purple slippers, socks, and undies is hot-hot-HOT!
Yeah, I know you were only referring to the slippers. But a girl can dream, can’t she?
My hubby, he’s standing here, being all brilliant and shit….
Says that by virtue of the fact that he is British (mind you, he is NOT Australian) and Austrailia is a member of the Commonwealth (which recognizes the Queen blah blah royal stuff, blah blah more royal history stuff, thanks I already knew that, as minor in European history sort of learned me on all that!) he feels he should get the same kind of brekkie.
WTF…a blow job last night wasn’t enough?
And hey, I didn’t even know it was Father’s Day in Oz! I just did it, ya know, for the hell of it!
That breakfast is awesome. Hats off to the Emos. Hmmm…socks, slippers, and undies. That’ll teach him to speak up next time. I’m going with worms on the hovercraft content though.
Father’s Day here in the states, is in June. I do not do anything for my hubs for Father’s Day as he is not my father. It is his children’s responsibility to take care of gifts and shit like that.
Those waffles look awful sweet.
“he ain’t my freaking father”
This my dear, is why I love you so!
I’ve got your python ….
That breakfast is quite something!
Happy father’s day, ours is in June
I want the emos to make ME breakfast.
[sidenote: when you first talked of father’s day yesterday, I was all, “OH, shit, I forgot, JDawg is totally going to think I did that on purpose!” Then I realized that it was the wrong month and that you guys have things all back-asswards. True story.]
Hmm, the Damn Emo Breakfast Special looks pretty yummy to me. Your holidays are all screwed up, but I love you anyway.
Oh, that every breakfast was like that…
Oh shit. You made me panic thinking I missed Father’s Day… I had to run to my calendar and double check. I really should dye my hair blond one of these days.
And yummy breakfast. How was the rest of the day after that sugar rush?
Wow, lucky Daddy !!!
And did Mummy give Daddy a special hug for Father’s Day ? 😉
THAT is my kinda breakfast!! 8)
Ack!! So much sweetness in one post! Who are you and what have you done with Kelley?
Yikes! Have you and MPS come down off that sugar high yet?
Drop by my place when you get a chance. Left you something… (don’t worry, it doesn’t bite)
Father’s Day is WAY overrated. Don’t mothers do all the work? Isn’t that why giving birth is called “labour”?
But seriously, hope he enjoyed his breakfast (and still has all his teeth).
I think I have to check my blood sugar now.
Oh.. and nice undies.
Nothing like cruising the men’s underwear dept. with the hot pics on the packages.
And those chocolates in the photo are for you, right?
Au Revoir
I can now die happy for I have seen the most wonderful breakfast ever created.
Is that MPS on that package of underwear?