Remember this post?
Begging ya’ll to pack me in your suitcases to go to Blogher cause I was doing some serious nipple damage trying to smuggle myself over there?
Well some white hot awesome chicks have promised to take me along with them while they have fun. Redneck Mommy has even threatened to have her wicked way with me. Which scares and pleases me all at the same time.
Some Aussie chicks had their own little get together recently, and the lovely Leigh took me along for the ride.
How fucking awesome is that! Flipping the bird and they still bought me a hot chocolate.
Feeling the love of the internetz people. I am feeling the lurve.
So this weekend in between ferrying around Damn Emos, peeling the psychotic Boo off the ceiling (OMFG what is WRONG with him lately! He has gone all Linda Blair on my arse) and trying to clear a path to the doors from the wall to wall school holiday disaster zone, I will be sending out the pics for my lovelies to take along to BlogHer with them.
Cause I know that these chicks are the super organised kind and have their bags practically packed, a plan for their families to cope without them, a freezer full of pre-planned meals and a set menu of nutritionally balanced meals and snacks. The house will be cleaned top to bottom before they leave and all the laundry up to date.
So they can just print out my pic, place it in a protective sleeve and place it with their important documents, repeat prescriptions and emergency medical kit.
Cause if it was me, 10 mins before I left I would chuck a bottle (or seven) of wine, some clean underwear, eighty five pairs of shoes, a bucketload of cash and my camera in a bag and the pic in the back pocket of my jeans. Oh and as the car is rolling out the driveway I would call to MPS that the takeaway flyers are somewhere in the vicinity of the left side of the house. Or the right.
But before I send out the pic, I need your help. Should I send my avatar, the chocolate nomming, eyes, or flipping the bird? Which pic represents me and my blog best? Which pic would not get my lovelies chucked out of some wonderfully informative session cause of the obscenity that they are sporting on their cup.
Boobage cup or coffee cup, I ain’t picky girls…
So far here is the list of chicks that I would personally kiss their shoes for making my BlogHer dreams come true.
- Alex Year Two (kaiseralex)
- Crunchy Carpets
- EveryDay Lunasea
- Geek Mommy
- Immoral Matriarch
- Meanwhile Back at the ranch
- Moosh in Indy
- Oh The Joys
- Plain Jane Mom
- Playgroups are no place for children
- Redneck Mommy
- Sarah and the Goon Squad
- Slouching Mom
- The Bloggess
- Toddler Planet (WhyMommy)
- Under The Arch
- Classy Chaos
Oh, and fuck me sideways, I have misplaced (read probably accidentally deleted) my list of awesome lovelies that have pimped out my cause on their blogs even if they are not going. I mean that takes some serious dedication and lurve to do that. So chicks, email me PLEASE and I will pimp you out on my sidebar and sing your praises and add you to my list of Top Biatches That I Want To Get Blind Drunk With Wearing Fabulous Shoes.
Cause that is totally a compliment. Ree my Hotfessional wrote a post about me – gotta love Ree she is teh awesome. And hot, pink puffy hearts for my girl. My favourite biatch Huckdoll from Huckdolls hood is pimping me out big time. Oh how I heart her. And Lotus Sarcastic Mom (as opposed to me the Sarcastic freaking biatch) even chucked me on her sidebar even though she was pissed that I came up with the idea before her. I mean, she can talk her readers into doing ANYTHING for her so I am happy that she is supporting me.
And not setting her readers on a smiting Kelley frenzy. Or did she…..
So my lovelies. I set you a task. Tell me which pic I should send to BlogHer (avatar in top right corner, eyes halfway down left and flipping the bird this post), find me some more awesome biatches to add to the list or pimp my cause out on your blog.
Cause you know you love me. Even if 30 of you unsubbed in the last freaking week. I know you love me.