It is getting in the way of my online time.
My house smells like a bunneh took like a bajillion craps and a kid used his bedding as a toilet. Well that would be cause they did.
These humans I inhabit this house with keep looking at me and wanting to converse and shit.
Can’t I just tweet them or something?
I sit and try and compose a post and Boo comes and wants to hug me and play. And I am all ‘shit WHY must you be so freaking adorable? I have like eleventy hundred blogs in my reader to read, comments to reply to and there are 47 unread Plurks and 20 new Tweets!’
Obsession, thy name is Kelley.
So while I go set a small fire in my driveway so the hunky firemen
ooooh *drool* work that broom baby! ooooh yeah!
can hose out the filth in my house and maybe make something to eat that contains vegetable matter, I will ask you this question:
Why did you name your blog the name that you named it like?
Or in English.
What made you choose the name of your blog?
I get asked this all the time. Someone once said they thought my blog name was A Magnet To Behold. Hmmm, freaky. And why would I behold on a magnet? Would that get me smited? Cause I know there has been some freaky shit going on lately which could constitute some smiting action.
Might get Boo to write an email.
Anyway, for the 3 of you that were wondering.
Magneto Bold is a font. ~ Well, derr Kelley, we knew that. What you think we read Perez Hilton or something?
And Boo is a font savant. ~ A what?
He likes fonts, like a real lot. And knows them on sight. Like those guys that can tell you what day of the week you were born, even if you are like really old and shit. ~ Oh. Like Rainman and those toothpicks?
Yeah, sorta. And not. But yeah, lets go with that. ~ OK.
And Boo’s favourite font is Magneto Bold. Well it fucking WAS, now he is all about the Arial Rounded MT Bold but that would just sound stupid as a blog name. ~ Um, you think? MagnetoBoldToo is a pretty freaky name for a blog you know.
Yeah fuck off. ~ Continue biatch and stop abusing me.
So Boo really likes fonts. So I want to be as popular with him as his fonts. SO I wanna be Magneto Bold Too. Get it? Get it? Tell me I am brilliant.
For those of you that have subscribed and Bloglines has been playing funny arsehats, I took the ‘nuclear option’ (WTF is with that? Some scary shit if you call it ‘nuclear’!) with Feedburner and I hope all is fixed. If not, please tell me and I will go and tear out another chunk of hair. Just to even it up..