So I am rocking it on with a bottle of Ezy Off BAM. No, not in that way….
Guitar solos to Madonna. You can so! Not long ones, but I was in the groove *snort* after a bit o’ Lenny Kravtis. Work with me here.
Dancing around the bathroom, plastic gloves, bottle of the foremetioned BAM! and bra and panties. Cause that shit is strong people and I ain’t ruining another shirt.
Scrubbing and dancing, dancing and scrubbing. With the occasional Belly Dancing move.
Getting my cardio done with some uber strong fumes melting my eyelashes.
So the music is up loud, the washing machine and the dryer on in the next room. I am getting down with the dirty. My arse sticking up in the air leaning into the bath.
‘But I made up my mind IIIIIIIIm keeping my bay-bee, ooh, I’m gunna keep my bay-bee oooooh…..’
‘Hello!!?? Anyone home?????!!!!’
Fuck. Me. Dead.
Don’t know what is more embarrassing being heard singing ‘Papa don’t preach’ at the top of my lungs or being sprung in mis matched underwear.
And it was one of my biatches. Standing in the doorway. Now if it was a bloke I could have distracted him with my deflect-a-boobies. But no, a chick, so her eyes went straight to my fat wobbly bits.
Note to self. Lock the fucking front door when cleaning the bathroom in underwear.
Or singing Madonna songs.
(wow, 2 posts in one day….)
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*snort*
All I can say is “Im in trouble deep”
Non-matching bra and panties? Are they supposed to match?!?
Great. Now I must buy some Bam and new undies
huh. i NEVER clean without matching undergarments.
oh wait. that should read: i NEVER clean. *snort*
That is embarrassing but hilarious since it’s not me
I always clean in clothes cos I might scare myself with the wobbly bits and not get any work done!!
Definitely adding you to my reader…
ahahahaha
ahem, sorry, couldn’t help myself…
ahahhahahaha
really… won’t do it again, today
Dude. YOU WERE CLEANING. You get about eight thousand brownie points for that. You could have been dressed like The Gimp in Pulp Fiction and still expect forgiveness.
BWAHAHAHA
See – that’s where you and I are different. I would have OWNED it and continued CONTINUED to rock hard while the dumbfounded human being stared at my thunder thighs. But then again, I’m one seriously sick woman.
I use the garanimals underwear system so I NEVER have unmatched bras and underwear when cleaning…
THAT’s what I need to do: clean half naked. I have ruined a million shirts.
See, that’s the sort of video I’d love to see on Youtube…
That totally sounds like something that I would do…in fact, it IS something that I do. *sigh* Thank God I’m not the only one.
but were you holding the bottle of BAM like a microphone? If not, then you’re just a slacker.
I hope you were wearing underdaks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFtgZePtidE
Haha!
Goaldeebug: yeah but I made up my mind…
Sandy: I swear I love me some Bam. And today my bra and panties match. You know, in case of that bus my mother always told me about.
The Planet of Janet: seems never do I, considering how long it took to Bam that bath.
Nickoal: just close your eyes and less washing. Hey if I close my eyes there is nothing to clean! Bonus!
Marilyn: Laughing WITH me right…
Manger Mom: I would prefer 8 thousand brownies and MPS dressed as the Gimp.
Tranny Head: Wanna go drinking with me? *gaffaw*
VE: The image of you in bra and panties gives me the vapors. Oh wait, that is just my ponytail too tight. Again.
Maternal Mirth: See! This is a housework blog…
Solomon: Um. No. You wouldn’t. Honestly.
Lauren: See, I am perfectly normal.
Ree: sometimes, but most of the time it was my git-tar. Boooowwwww!!
Gnometree: Mmmmmm, tasty.
Kelley you are an artist, working with the medium of life.
Truely 21st century female scenario, BAMMing the bathroom, Madonna the power whore, mismatched undies, unlocked front door.
You go girlfriend. Keep that bay bee.
I have to confess, I usually tend to clean the shower/bath naked, so that my clothes don’t get drenched while I do it. And it wouldn’t be listening to Madonna (but I don’t have a waterproof mp3 player anyway).
But I *always* make sure the front door is locked first!
I’d give a bunch o’ bucks to have a video of that.
Oh the imagery!
Did you notice that at about 18 seconds the guy from south melbourne / swans get his undies/jock strap completely pulled out form his shorts!!
Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!Ouch!
Oh man! You have got to be kidding me!!! As my buddy says: UNBELIEVABLE!!!
It’s times like this you need the old jedi mind trick….
‘move along, there is nothing to interest you here’ whilst waving bottle of Bam (with its short term memory obliterating fumes) under the intruder’s nose….
You’re a victim of the drop-in. So funny, cos it’s you and not me……
Now, if you friend immediately stripped and said “Throw me a sponge, biatch,” she’s a keeper.
Holy hell!
You mean I can’t wear The Spouse’s Rio jocks with the non-matching bra anymore?!?!
Well, dammit all, I just re-fuuuuuuuuse to scrub that skanky bathroom then!
This sounds just like my Saturday. It was w/ a vaccuum cleaner and I was wearing pink fuzzy socks. My brother-in-law and his wife walked in w/ my 4 yr old neices. Awesome!
I would buy anything hawked by Billy Mays Hays. That BAM stuff ROCKS.
HAHA! You are fabulous!
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http://www.planetunicorn.tv
Watch it!
At least you were cleaning. I make my husband do that.
Classic Madonna..good music!!
damn it, now I have that song stuck in my head, and I just so happen to smell like pinesol since I am in the middle of cleaning the bathroom. Why I clean with something that smells just like the urine I am chiseling off the floor, Idunno. Back to cleaning and now singing…
That song is like glue on the brain.
Do it naked. That BAM stuff is so toxic, it will strip the fanny fibres right off you. Saves time on pussy pruning.
OH MY GOD, I’m turning into a domestic goddess. BLAME WIDDLE SHAMROCK. It’s all her fault I’m in this state. *weeps*
I do that too, it protects clothes and makes things fun! I wear those spiffy yellow rubber gloves while I am doing it, picture that!
Granny panties, mismatched bra and some sexy yellow rubber gloves! Nice.
This is exactly why I’m content to lurk in the bushes.
You’re probably done with the bathroom by now, so you can come and do mine. It’s tiny I promise. My address is…
jodieodie: *snigger* oooh I’m gunna keep my bay-bee oooh yeah.
Christina: I normally do it while I am in the shower, but the tiles were looking mangy and needed some bamming. Don’t diss the eighties Madge. She was awesome then!
lceel: Trust me, you would want a refund. And compensation..
Tiff: *gaffaw* oh yes, I can only imagine how horrific the sight was!
Gnometree: All I saw was the purple underpants. Over and over and over and, ahem, over…
Coast Rat: If you look in my archives under ‘things that make you want to hide in a cupboard’ you will find that most of my embarrassing situations involve me flashing my underwear.
Kitty Polestar: Bwaaaaaa haaaaa haaaaaa! That is brilliant. Now to find my time machine. It is here somewhere….
River: and you KNOW how much I despise the drop in. Bastards.
Deb: Nah, she just went beetroot red and laughed a lot. Biatch.
Jayne: Yeah you can, just lock the freaking door!
Greta: You were just wearing socks?
Moo: Oh it does, my friend, it does. Don’t think the fishies would like it too much though…
Sensitiva: You are one sick woman
mp: If I waited for MPS to clean the bathroom that shit would be talking and wanting Christmas presents and shit.
Ange: Awesome. You will now think of me every time you smell urine…
MM: *gaffaw* you got it babe.
Anja: W00T! I didn’t think of that! Will it shape my hair into a heart or the likeness of The Virgin Mary?
Dirty Laundry Diva: That sounds HAWT. Must get some of those gloves.
Diesel: My mind just went places you don’t want to know…
River: Just stripping down now…
i lose the game
HOLY HELL that’s funny. At least you were rocking to THAT madonna song. It would’ve been a whole different scene if you were playing Erotica.
OMG !!!!
I am PMSL. Thank GOD Mr S bought those Poise.
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