Today we were discussing Kevin Rudd. The current/new Prime Minister of Australia.
Me: Dude, he is totally a woman. Look at his hands. He has girly hands. He is a chick.
*starts singing Dude Looks Like a Lady*
T: I heard that he has a manservant. A butler.
Me: Awesome! I want one too!
T: Apparently he needs one cause he is doing too much. Like 50 things at a time.
Me: See. Totally a woman. Multitasking.
D: He looks like a lizard, licking his lips all the time.
Me: But a FEMALE lizard.
All: Agreed.
We have upgraded from
to
But better than the kid from Mad Magazine with chronic foot in mouth disease.
I am pretty sure that Nelson Mandela and The Queen want to take turns to punch him in the pancreas.
Brilliant video to this song. Aussie band Kisschasy from last year.
Two down. One to go…
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LMAO never noticed Johnny looked like the Mr Sheen man.
Always thought Kevin had a strange, can’t put your finger on look. Now I know, he’s a shemale..explains a lot.
Love that kisschasy clip too, so clever.
Not only does dubya look like alfred e, he acts like him, too!
ahahaahahhahahaha. snort.
On Sunrise this morning, they had some clips of Dubbya stuffing up speeches etc. What a jerk. And people actually voted for him *shakes head in disbelief*.
As for Kevin, there’s also a school of thought that he looks like the Milky Bar Kid.
God I hate guys with girly hands though – ewwwww
OH, lord we do this too … totally judge people in politics based their appearance. Glad to see it’s a WORLD PHENONEMON and not a cultural niche.
LMAO at the video!
Seriously, is that really his finger? Does his manservant give him mani/pedi’s?
Leigh: Shemale. That is it!
Coast Rat: *snort* yeah.
Ree: *snort*ing backatcha.
Suze: Letterman does them too. It is boggle worthy the things that come out of that mans mouth!
Moo: Yep, judgemental bastards all over the world.
Sandy: I know! Totally girly hands.
I mean can you imagine Therese? “Aww come on Kevvy, stroke me with your girlish hands” – Like – EWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Anyways, I think Therese is more of a man (as in ballsy – continuing my balls theme of this week) than Big Kev will ever be.
I also think I am devoting way too much time to this than is healthy.
I love that your guys have Prime Ministers, no wonder you spell things the right way.
Neighbourhood, honour, etc. Do you say Z zee or zed?
Now I don’t feel quite so alone in my Canadian freakdom. Thanks for that.
I’ve never bothered to look too closely at any of our politicians. They don’t seem to be at all interested in me unless it’s an election year, so I’m just as happy to ignore them. But he does have girly hands.
Hi Kel,
astute observation. When Kevin was a diplomat he was as big a knob as the rest of them (ahem, or so rumour has it…). He could well be growing boobs if only so that he can stare at them all day.
I prefer to think of JWH as a Cabbage Patch Kid – Mr Sheen is useful (if you own lots of wooden furniture).
Best regards, Andrew
I think Kev looks like Colonel Sanders from KFC, minus the little goatee thing.
And he freaks me out becuase he does look like a woman & someone mentioned his hands last year & now they give me the creeps!
And what about the lips!!
Looks like he’s maxed out on the lip balm or something!
What brand do you think he uses?
Dior ‘Pretty Charms’ Lipgloss sells for about $80…
Hell the guy could afford it!!!
He he!
G
xx
Suze: I do believe you have balls on the brain. Totally understandable
But methinks thinking about a politician balls is kinda creepy.
Huckdoll: This is why I love Canadians. My girls have just introduced me to Picnicface. OMG, they are hilarious! Peposterone! Oh and we say zed.
River: I just can’t help looking at him and thinking ‘girly man’ oh and now ’shemale’.
Andrew: Good point. But little girls take Cabbage Patch dolls to bed… *shudder*
Kelli: Nah, my Italian uncle looks like Colonel Sanders. Kev looks like a lady. A really really ugly lady.
Myst: ewwwww, now you have me thinking about the whole eating his ear wax thing and now wondering if he has coated his lips in it and having a little snack. *vomit*
You guys seem to follow the same pattern for political leaders as us Canucks as far as looks go.
We are convinced our current PM is actually a robot and it is his hair that is running the show.
OR!!!
The manservant is actually Igor, the medical assistant who helps his master retain his secret identity as Shemale The Slavedriver by injecting him with estrogen every other day…while the whiny male public servants can’t keep up with the awesome superpowers of all that is chick
It’s frightening how accurately you identified him to CARTOONS!
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