Some of you may remember back in December when I posted about Day of the Ninja.
When this Ninja
Broke into my house and tried to steal the tree formally known as The Bathroom Tree™ (see this post and this one to catch up on the whole Bathroom Tree saga. It was epic)
and then brought her minions
Ninja Biatch and Stealth Ninja Moves Boy
to mess with me.
Well Ninja Biatch came back on mothers day. With her friends Surly Ninja and Mario Ninja.
And they totally rocked my Mothers Day.
I was sitting down barking orders patiently waiting for my breakfast from my slaves loving family, admiring my GREEN! GREEN! OMFG how GREEN! are they! new socks and
*double take*
A NINJA!
Then I looked up.
Surly Ninja and Ninja Biatch. Surly brandishing a rather scary looking foam dagger. Biatch looking rather home-girl with her hoodie.
In a flash they were gone…
I wandered into the kitchen where I found Surly Ninja poaching eggs with her Ninja mind powers and Mario Ninja doing some freaky Ninja dance that apparently cooks bacon.
After devouring my Ninjarific egg and bacon muffin I was presented with a Ninja speciality
Dark chocolate dipped strawberries…
Nom nom nom.
The rest of the day was spent playing on the Wii. Unfortunately no photos of Ninja on the Wii cause those bastards are too damn fast.
And the widescreen on the camera broke trying to focus on my arse.
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Those are really green sockies!
Bright green.
Fluro green almost.
Very impressive green.
Ya know…I’ve seen a pair of those furry croc’s in a shade that would match your socks perfectly…. and before you hit me, You Lose The Game Again
I wish I lived at your house.
OMG, that post was sooooo Ninjatastic! Ninjalicious? Ninjariffic?
Whatever… loved it AND the photos. I also love the way you guys get all Ninja on each others asses!
and I am all “I want Ninja next year!”
Heh
nom nom your strawberries and eggs … and those socks they rock. supercalfragninjalistic !!
I had to buy my own purple toes socks
Ninjas on Mother’s Day, what more could you ask for? Oh wait, green socks!!
oh yeah. ninjariffic indeed!
and the socks are fandamntastic.
FINALLY the ninja pics come out. Just as I was beginning to doubt they existed.
PS. Those are not real ninjas. Real ninjas are too stealthy to be photographed poaching eggs.
Apparently, it’s helpful on Mother’s Day if there is a father who organizes festivities and prezzies because he fears for his nookie if he doesn’t. I raised the chile alone, so got bupkiss for my efforts. I miss those home made cards they created in school. You know, when there was someone to remind them that Mother’s Day was special.
Excuse me! Looks like I’m not the only one who succumbs to comfortable, butt-ugly footwear!
And oh mah holy hell, those Ninjas have some gorgeous eyes!
It’s too bad where you is is so far from where I is, ’cause I is lovin’ the notion of sneakin’ up on your ass and takin’ pictures of same with my wide angle lens – so to speak. Heh, Heh.
I want me some ninjas … and those strawberries, too
HAPPY MOM’S DAY!
Cool Ninjas! Ninjas truly rock
Oh, incidentally, your boobs got your site banned on my school internets.
Come off it, get brekkie in bed served by a couple of IRA terrorists or an Al Quiada splinter faction and THEN I’ll be impressed.
…That should juice up your google searches…
I need ninjas.
Ok, I totally got a kick out of those pics! Loved them.
That is what you call an absolutely fabulous mother’s day!
Could you mail me just one of the chocolate dipped strawberries? Just one? Love the ninjaness.
Dang. I’m jealous.
Holy shit! That post you were talking about from back in December was one of the first posts I ever read of yours when I lurked here and I felt horrible because I had recently done a ninja post, too.
Anyway.
I love ninjas. Coincidentally, I changed my Twitter icon this morning. We have this weird ninja thing going on, Kelley. Cuz we’re ninjas.
Jayne: Arrggh! The Game! I be losing! And the socks, they are rather, um, GREEN! aren’t they? *snort*
Alison: The madness gets a bit old after a while, I can assure you.
Goaldeebug: Ninjalicious! I am totally stealing that word.
Trish: Oooh toe socks do my head in. I feel like my toes are being strangled!
Mrs Schmitty: I got some rather sedate purple and black ones too. But the Ninja insisted on the GREEN! ones. I felt like my feet were yelling and exclaiming at me the whole freaking day.
The planet of Janet: Awesome word there chick. You are getting the hang of destroying the English language.
Jenny: Like you can talk. Where are the Ninja YOU promised? Yeah, I thought so. And my camera has a special ‘Ninja’ setting. Unfortunately it broke during the whole attempt of photographing my arse.
Witchypoo: I miss those cards too! Most years I buy my own babe. MPS bought my present after mucho reminding 10 mins before the shops shut.
Ree: They take after their mother. Wonder what happened to her? The socks were a present from my children, and being the fantabulous mother that I am I wore them. What is your excuse?
Iceel: So you are an arse man too then?
Maternal Mirth: Hope yours was half as awesome as mine!
Kath: Bwaaaaa haaaaa haaaaaa! But they were covered! No nipple action going on. Shit, Bratz dolls show more skin.
BoxBoy: I will put my order in for next year. I already have the tiny terrorist…
The Diva: I wish I got more photos. The Wii-ing Ninja were insane!
JT: Too right!
Shamelessly Sassy: Seeing they were all devoured I could probably send you the results. Somehow I don’t think the post office would be impressed though.
Ange: And so you should be.
Huckdoll: Only the awesomest of people can handle the Ninja. Off to check out your Twitter.
Your family rocks! Looks like you had some Iron Chef Ninja’s whipping up those decadent strawberries
Looks like you had a wonderful Mother’s Day!!!
How awesome !!!!!
Are you Irish Kelley ?? (Good Irish name there)
Coz those socks are freakin’ Irish green awesome babe !!!!!
And only to be worn by fair dinkum Aussies of Irish descent.
Living in your house must be an absolute hoot!!!
Totally jealous of the choc-dipped strawberries. Not that I don’t think you deserve them and all….I just want some!!!
Ah those green socks do look ALMOST as comfortable as the stripey orange ones I got!
You know, there is a setting on your camera that if you export the dark choc dipped strawberries you can capture any ass.
Actually, seriously, where did the ninja’s find them green sockies coz The Spouse thinks the blocks of ice on the ends of my legs need a pair….pfft,men, go figure!
Sandy: It was awesome. Iron Chef Ninja. Hmmm, sounds like fun!
Widdle Shamrock: nah, I am named after a friend of the family. A freaking GUY! And the socks were picked out by my children, I am considering taking them to an optician…
Lightening: They are so easy to make, you could get your kids to make them. Dressed as ninja of course. If you go to the first link it will show you how to dress as a Ninja, it is so easy and the kids would love it!
Jeanie: I would rather not find that setting. I think I will work on reducing the buttage first.
Jayne: I think it was Target. Or Kmart.
You are an idiot. I love it.
Your life is a carnival. And you live in the Fun House.
Strawberries dipped in chocolate?
Did MPS prepare those?
Did it work? *sniggers*
Haha awesome! Good to hear you had a ninja-riffic day! Ah, lame, I know.
Instructions needed on how to train my boys to be good Ninjas! Love the green socks!
I LOVE IT!
Ninjas make ANY day a special day
As a secret member of the “Ninjas are Cool” society I do have to point out that Ninja’s are never actually seen…so these must just be actors reenacting said event. Given that, the director should have realized that daytime Ninjas do not wear black, they wear a nice comfortable white material that is breathable in the hot weather and has a pleasant just cleaned smell…
Sounds like you had a great day! Ninjas are OK in my book! Man, those strawberries look good!
Maria: *snigger*
river: Lets hope that the mirror in my bathroom is a fun house mirror and my arse really isn’t that big!
Anja: Nah the kids did. But he did buy me clinkers!
Katie: May every mother have a Ninjariffic day!
Tess: They are Ninja, doesn’t mean they are good!
Crunchy Carpet: Oh yeah! Ninja totally make my day.
VE: They are the new breed of Ninja. Stunt Ninja to bring a whole new generation into the fold – or should that be origami – I am surprised you didn’t get the memo.
Coast Rat: They were droolable. The chocolate was… *swoon* now excuse me while I run to Safeway to get more strawberries…
hmmmm. I know I read this and I thought I commented.
bah! I think those ninja’ stole my marbles!
Your kids are so cool. Can you send them around to my place? I have lots of ninja style cooking and cleaning that needs to be done.
Bettina: Yes, I do believe I saw them around here somewhere…
Riayn: Bwaaaaa haaaa haaaa! Yeah, no. These Ninja do nothing but run around Ninjaing and making mess.
hehehehehe I am pleased that you had a ninjarriffic Mothers Day.. YAY
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