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Unlike the Bloggess, I will give you ninja.

by Kelley

in Blah Blah Blah, blogging

Yeah,  Jenny was all ‘I will give you ninjas’ and played it up all week.

Well it is Sunday and no freaking ninja.

And by the way, it is ninja.  Not ninjas or ninji or those freaky hooded bastards that appear and eat all the guacamole, scare the bunneh and leave the toilet seat up.

Anyway, ninja and Jenny?  Not so much.  Not AT ALL!

Man, was I pissed, cause everyone that knows me knows that I loves me some Ninja.

So this morning my family did the ultimate in Mothers Day pampering.

They dressed as Ninja.

Ninja cooked me breakfast.  Ninja served me bacon and egg muffins and chocolate dipped strawberries.

Ninja played with my Wii Fit.  Squeeeeee, my friends, I love my Wii Fit.  I had a little wee fit when I got it, and after I showered I played and played and played.

And it was epic in its  awesomenticity (I am angling for a google top spot for awesomenicity too)

But back to the Ninja.

I took photos of the Ninja.  Today I was to give you Ninja.  But my blog had other plans.  It was playing funny buggers and then fucking Firefox had a hissy fit about the eleventy hundred tabs I had open – sheesh what a pussy that Firefox is, it was all ‘ooooh I can’t handle all this shit I am going to freeze and piss you off’ and it did – and it lost my post that I was perfecting.

So no ninja for you.  Come back tomorrow.  Or the next day.  But there will be ninja.

Cause I ain’t no blog tease like Jenny.

In other news, let this be a warning to you all.  You know how I foolishly blogged while intoxicated last night?  Well Huckdoll did last night (early evening for me, 2am for her) and stupidly Twittered that she was about to live blog.

Like a red rag people.

So go and read her post.  And the first 20 or so comments.  Man, is she gunna regret that in the morning. Oh and the comment about the chick taking a dump on the toilet while I WAS ON THE PHONE TO HER?  True story people.  And I know she is reading this… and girl, that is ALL KINDS OF WRONG.

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Tagged as: Huckdoll, Jenny the Bloggess, mothers day, ninja, wii fit

{ 38 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Tess May 11, 2008 at 10:19 pm

I need to know more about the Wii and the Wii Fit. I told dh how it looked sad when it weighed you and he wants to see one explode when it weighs me. Sadistic so and so!

I was treated royally today too except for the part when E told me that wearing new lipgloss (chosen by him) that like looked like a rockstar but then changed it straight away to “overweight” rockstar. Thankfully for him he was out of arm’s range at the time.

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2 Alison May 11, 2008 at 11:18 pm

I am so fecking jealous of you and your Wii fit and your ninji…I mean ninja! 😉

Happy Mother’s Day darling!

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3 Xbox4NappyRash May 11, 2008 at 11:27 pm

you may as well have written that post in fucking swahili.

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4 Solomon May 11, 2008 at 11:28 pm

Was the WiiFit making you shake your lovelies?

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5 witchypoo May 11, 2008 at 11:49 pm

As if Wii Fit and chocolate dipped strawberries (moan) weren’t enough, you had them dress as ninja?

I cannot wait to see those pictures. Word.

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6 Bettina May 12, 2008 at 12:12 am

Ninja slaves for mother’s day. I don’t think it gets any better than that. lol

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7 Sunshine May 12, 2008 at 12:30 am

I want some ninja to clean my house today.

And to do Wii Fit with my fav Aussie.

I’m not askin much.

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8 Huckdoll May 12, 2008 at 1:26 am

Thanks for the link, I was wondering why so much traffic was coming from here. You Rock.

I have no other words at this time my head is pounding and I can barely keep my eyes open.

Except, it was FUN, glad you were there!!

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9 the planet of janet May 12, 2008 at 1:50 am

*snort* i look forward to the ninjamania.

happy mother’s day. enjoy your wii

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10 moo May 12, 2008 at 4:34 am

I must ask you:

Who would win in a fight? A ninja or an undead pirate?

You’d think the answer would be easy, but it is NOT.

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11 Ree May 12, 2008 at 6:41 am

You got served by Ninja?

Damn. You are one lucky lucky lady.

Happy Mother’s Day babe. Mwah!

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12 Diva's thoughts May 12, 2008 at 8:42 am

Aaahhhh! That is the coolest mothers day ever. Happy mothers day darlin!

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13 Diva's thoughts May 12, 2008 at 8:43 am

Aaaahhhh! That is the coolest mothers day ever. Happy mothers day darlin!!

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14 Jayne May 12, 2008 at 11:06 am

Good grief you had ninja’s running amok without putting newspaper down first?!

So no *gardening* with the blood and bone, I take it ?:P

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15 Shamelessly Sassy May 12, 2008 at 1:38 pm

jealous of the wii fit. very, very jealous. also jealous of your pure awesomeness. Just sayin’.

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16 Marita May 12, 2008 at 2:00 pm

Awesome mothers day. I’m so envious of the Wii fit.

And I sit down for just 5 minutes to read your blog, promise myself it will only be 5 minutes because I really need to cut down my online time. And then I click on your link which leads me to another link and another and then 45 minutes later I start thinking hmmm that was going to be just 5 minutes right…

You are so an evil influence.

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17 Suze May 12, 2008 at 2:29 pm

I wanna Wii Fit! I’m not sure what it is, but I want one. Suppose that means I need a Wii too though huh?

Hmmm, just what our house meeds, another freakin’ game console.

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18 jodieodie May 12, 2008 at 3:12 pm

Happy Mother’s Day Kelley and Ninja Crew.

Off Topic: what sort of music do you like?

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19 river May 12, 2008 at 5:05 pm

Nice pressies. So you got the wii-fit after all. And ninja service to boot.

Along with jodieodie I’d like to know what sort of music you like.

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20 magneto bold too! May 12, 2008 at 7:22 pm

Tess: Sorry to be all serious like, but shit woman did you freaking hit him around the head for that remark? MPS would not DARE say something like that to me. It is called respect and I think your husband needs to take a good hard look at himself and the way he speaks to you and how that is rubbing off on the kids. Fuck me dead woman, I am furious! I have known you for a while babe, and I know that you don’t need that sort of shit from someone who loves you.

Alison: Thanks babe. It was awesome. And fabulous.

Xboxboy: Sorry, I keep forgetting you short arse blokes have a tiny, um, what is it called? Oh, yeah vocabulary…

Solomon: *snort* I had a sports bra on. But yeah..

Witchypoo: How fabulous is that? And the socks, don’t forget the socks…

Bettina: Perhaps I should make it a Sunday tradition?

Sunshine: How fabulous would that be? With Margaritas in our sports bottles to boot!

Huckdoll: Yeah, I don’t think anyone came over from you to me. I think they were scared. Apparently my madness is an acquired taste 🙂

The Planet of Janet: Every time I see your name now I keep going ‘Dammit, Janet!’ cause Boo is obsessed with Rocky Horror at the moment…

Moo: Shit woman, now I am going to be up all freaking night going through scenarios…

Ree: Back atcha babe, I am rather lucky occasionally.

Diva: Thanks babe, it was pretty awesome wasn’t it? And even better? NO WASHING!

Jayne: Nah, will just have to do with the arsehat neighbour. He is all skinny anyway so no worries about that rotting fat smell.

Shamelessy Sassy: Keep sayin’ wanna see if I can inflate my head to look like a Bratz doll.

Marita: Oh I hear you! I think it will just be 15 mins and then 4 hours later…

Suze: Yeah, you need a Wii. Honestly I have never been interested in any of the other games or consoles in the house, but this is freaking awesome! Me and my fat little Mii…

Jodieodie: Thanks babe. Um, pretty much anything but country and western. Oh and Shannon Knob head. Or anything by an Australian Idol.

River: My tastes are extremely eclectic. Today I was listening to Iron Maiden, Culture Club, Pink and Jett.

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21 lceel May 12, 2008 at 11:40 pm

I have found that if I’m taking a pee while I’m on the phone with Annie, she WILL hang up on me. I hate it when people hang up on me. That’s just rude.

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22 Xbox4NappyRash May 13, 2008 at 12:04 am

I’ll have you know there is nothing wrong with the size of my vocabulary, it’s the potency of the words within that are questionable.

Bitch.

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23 Casdok May 13, 2008 at 2:15 am

Sounds like a great day!!

Happy mothers day (h)

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24 Kath May 13, 2008 at 3:47 am

Wii Fit so looks like it rules. *Envies*

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25 Anja May 13, 2008 at 7:20 am

My ex took a dump while he was talking to me. The conversation was terminated, quickly.

Kelley, don’t get midgetboy pissed. He’ll attack your kneecaps with his tiny katana. 😉

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26 magneto bold too! May 13, 2008 at 8:29 am

Iceel: I would have hung up on you, gone out and bought a new phone and you would have the original one rectally inserted.

Boxboy: *snort*

Casdok: And to you too my lovely!

Kath: Oh yes it rules.

Anja: Boxboy doesn’t frighten me, I have had toddlers more fierce.

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27 Widdle Shamrock May 13, 2008 at 8:34 am

Yay for cordless phones …. not. lol

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28 Deb on the Rocks May 13, 2008 at 8:41 am

Damn ninjas really are everywhere.

Pissing while on the phone is okay. But no dumping. Never is that okay. Not even if you are texting and you think I don’t know it. I know it, and it’s not cool.

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29 Jodie May 13, 2008 at 11:15 am

I am *so* off to google…

feeling a wee bit ‘out of it’ right now.

Glad it was a Happy Mother’s Day for you. Me??… the best dang one, evah!!!!!

🙂

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30 jodieodie May 13, 2008 at 12:32 pm

Dang. I’m trying to delete a redundant comment. Can’t figure out how. Technophobia. Apologies all round.

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31 imnomartha May 13, 2008 at 5:20 pm

Personal ninja serving slaves and stuff – man you are all kinds of cool.

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32 river May 13, 2008 at 6:41 pm

No country and western? None at all? Umm, guess my current i-pod playlist wouldn’t interest you at all then. It’s fairly heavy on the Trisha Yearwood………

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33 MrsFancypants May 13, 2008 at 7:55 pm

Alright fuckchops?? 😀

speaking of ninja… I saw this and thought of you…

http://how2dostuff.blogspot.com/2005/11/how-to-make-ninja-mask-out-of-t-shirt.html

dunno if you’ve seen it before though 🙂

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34 Babyamore (Trish) May 13, 2008 at 8:31 pm

I can’t wait to see the Ninja pics .

FF has been freezing me all week – gggrrrr !

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35 MrsFancypants May 13, 2008 at 9:12 pm

it doesn’t matter, you’ve written a new post since I showed you the ninja link!!

Glad you had a nice mothers day 🙂

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36 magneto bold too! May 13, 2008 at 9:16 pm

Widdle Shamrock: ewwy!

Deb on the Rocks: Neither is cool. It is gross.

Jodie: To google what? Pictures of people pissing on the phone??

Jodieodie: I would have no idea either! If there is a comment you want deleted email me and I will make it so. I will go all Jean Luc.

Imnomartha: Yeah I know. Arrogant much? *snort*

River: It would be a great weight loss tool. All that vomiting and running away from the noise.

MrsFancyPants: Firstly, notice no digression in this post biatch? Secondly, that is the site I found out how to dress as a Ninja!

Trish: FF has been a fucking bastard. Ninja pics are up!

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37 magneto bold too! May 13, 2008 at 9:17 pm

MrsFancypants: The post literally went up seconds before you commented. It is like you are Ninja or something sneaking in there…

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38 lceel May 13, 2008 at 10:29 pm

Kelley, thanks for lowering the tone – it needed lowering. And you can swear any time you like.

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