I sent this email to my daddy
hi my daddy,
yeah still feel like crap, I can come over and share if you like.
Got some nice projectile sneezing going on we can have a competition! Who can sneeze the furthest and annoy Mum the most.
my email mother wagged its finger and said this:
because of the use of the word ‘crap’
then I sent this to Ree
‘that is some serious Murphy action you got goin’ on there babe. He is an arsehatty fucktard fucker bastard douche bag prick.
Ahhhhhh, that felt goooood.’
and it let it go through…
So in my world ‘crap’ is offensive. Or perhaps my poor email mother has thrown her hands up in the air and given up trying to save me from my potty mouthedness.
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you probably overloaded it with that second email
lmao
Your email checks up on you!?!?! Part of me thinks that’s awesome and the other part is slightly afraid.
Your mum should know by now that it’s a lost cause LOL
Maybe you should have told your dad you felt like an “arsehatty fucktard fucker bastard douche bag prick” and let that e-mail fly with no problems.
There was just too much for it, clearly it passed out in horror and was unable to warn you of your transgression!
I used to work for a bus company and because we were spread up and down the country in different depots we used e-mail a lot. We all swore a lot on those e-mails, too. One day the e-mail system went down, only a tiny percentage of the mail was getting through, eventually it was discovered that they’d put some kind of prissy fuck filter in and all e-mails with swear words in were deleted… being the way we were that meant pretty much all e-mails were deleted.
That has to be American software you’ve got there right?
Cheers
BC
Your filter works at a higher level when sending emails to parents so they won’t realize you swear, or are even a grown up yet, or that you have ever had sex.
Is that whiteout on your screen????
your title was a tad misleading….
;0)
When you pull your ear, do you hear a faint flush?
I wish my email would inform me of such things.
Really? Your email does that? I can’t imagine what it would have done with the “fuck fuckity fuck fuck” email I sent the other day.
My email program is progressive and likes it when I swear.
Pussy! Just checking.
What is it with you, babe? Your blog lets the seven deadlies go through, and I shall now double check to see if that is true – shit, piss, fuck, (can’t say the next one) cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.
Yep, sure enough. Pussy was the only word it had a meltdown over. What the…?
Your email censors you? The censor monkeys shit in the trees over the word ‘crap’?
That sucks some mighty big fat hairy donkey’s balls, babe.
If it’s an email program that changes as it learns about the user, I’m certain you’ll have it waving it’s finger at you, in no time, saying, “You farkin’ didn’t remember to bloody well put that shitty apostrophe in the 3rd line, paragraph 2, you arsehat”.
Your second email must have scared it s#!tless and was too afraid to call it offensive.
I must say, though, that that was, by far, the one email that made me laugh so hard another 70 hairs fell out.
Bettina: Methinks you are right. I sent an expletive filled email to MPS and it went through…
Alison: Yeah it is kinda freaky and Big Brotherish. Wonder if it records me in the shower.
Mr Fabulous: Yeah, you are probably right.
Queen Goob: Oh that would have gone down like that priest and the balloons…
BabyChaos: Yeah! It hates all my Aussieisms like humoUr and coloUr and shit. Bloody Americans and their bastard English.
Sunshine: *gaffaw*
VE: Yeah. How else do you do it? It is a bastard to get the liquid backspace off the screen.
Xbox4NappyRash: Bwaaaa haaaaa haaaaaa! I mean, you bastard.
Maternal Mirth: I was wondering what that sound was…
Amanda: Apparently my email program is named after a childrens book, so perhaps I should look for another? Perhaps ‘Fuck me dead I have email’?
Stimey: I want one that praises me with things like ‘Good job’, ‘That was AWESOME, biatch’ or ‘You should so send that one to your mother!’.
Anja: Yeah I don’t know why my blog doesn’t like the word pussy. Probably because every time a biatch like you puts pussy in my comments I get the pussy lookers from Google flying over here to see if their are pussys. And not the feline kind.
Jayne: Perhaps there is a patch for that.
Sandy: *gaffaw* Good. The biatch is learning not to mess with me.
Ree: Awesome. I will have you bald within the week.
Glad to see my comment got through despite the server errors happening last night!
My email checks up on me too. Bullshit goes through just fine but it wants to know if I really do want to send the message that has the word pills in it. Ditto prescription.
Really eh?? Crap is worse than fuck in the old filteroo?? You must have it set to parent filter – Oh and I’ve just discovered that hubby has set our goddam filters to levels so insanely high I have to reset every friggin thing when I leave a comment. Meaning you need to moderate me again along with every other tom dick and harry. He is about to get a butt-kicking… *insert seriously fucked off growly face*
Bettina: Yeah that sucks donkeys balls, but a fact of life eh?
River: LMAO.
Kelly: *gaffaw* I was wondering why you went to moderation…
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