‘Pay it forward’ winner review THE HOTFESSIONAL

I had plans.

Plans of total humiliation. Of biblical proportions.

To totally tear apart The Hotfessionals blog and have her runnin’ to her mama. Or at least to the nearest bottle.

And sit here smugly smiling ‘I told you so’.

But I couldn’t do it.

Days of trawling through her archives to find some dirt. Or at least some lint. And nada.

The fucking chick is fabulous.

Even when she sent me this:

“Shortman said to me the other day, “Y’know mom, you should get this taken care of.” and traced his finger down the part in my hair.”

Yeah, whatever. You are a mom (as apposed to us fabulous ‘mum’s that don’t have the indignity of unfabulous hair) that is to be expected.

Or when she admitted that she had a 3 day email conversation with MrsFANCYpants thinking it was Fussypants. And then the fantastically awesome Fancypants outed her on her blog. Oh how I pink puffy heart you Fancypants.

Bwaaaaaa haaaaa haaaaa!

(and yes Ree, I so did link to Fussy hoping she will read this and *gaffaw* at you too)

Shit, we have all done that. I had an hour long conversation with a woman that I thought was a mum from the support group I run and at 3 in the morning sat bolt upright and realised that it was MPS’s bosses wife. No wonder she had a shocked look on her face when I recommended she send her child to this faaaaaabulous psychologist that I know.

There were a couple of things that got me a little, um, concerned for her mental state like the fact that she reads the Little House on the Prairie books every year. That is some serious need-to-see-someone-for-that-inappropriate-behaivour behaivour. Or perhaps Alzheimer’s. Cause I couldn’t read that shit once, let alone every freaking year.

Oh, and she thinks her dog talks to her. And calls her ‘mom’.

So in essence, Ree the Hotfessional is witty, gorgeous and owns some freaking kick arse shoes. Not as good as mine of course, but arse kicking all the same. Lets pray that she doesn’t get into the slipper habit now she is working from home, cause that would truly break my heart. She entertains us with monthly ‘hotlights’ where she invites readers to submit the hottest blog/website for the theme of the month (this month is coffee snorting out your nose, c’mon people get your arses over there and talk me up!) and guest posting all over the blogosphere.  And snark.  Lotsa snarkiness.  I loves me some snarky biatch.

She is srsly hardcore.

Now get over to My Life as a Hotfessional and give her some loving. And while you are in the lovin’ mood, click on that picture in the sidebar ‘handle with care’ for the other winner Magpie’s blog’.

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