And today I was wearing the boots to prove it.
Knee high, bow-to-me-or-I-will-whip-you, black boots.
Yeah baby, the biatch is back and she doesn’t give a shit if her toe is, to quote the kewl kids ‘caning’. The boots are fabulous.
Anyway, the blog whore thing.
I am whining and bitching about teens at Dawns place, Alex Year One.
and pondering the awesomeness that would be if real life was like blogging at Aussie Bloggers.
Go and fawn all over me and go all ‘God you are awesome’ and shit so other people think I am too.
Cause it is all about me. All the time.
And if you want me to whore myself on your blog let me know.
Smootches.
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You know I would die happy if you’d guest for me sometime!
You’ll be sorry!!
u sure can use my site as your street corner anytime…
Ooooo, that just caused me to have a Smashing Pumpkins moment.
“It’s you that I adore, you will always be my whore”
Between Widdleshamrock and her rubber gloves and you in your dominatrix boots, I think I might start batting for the home team.
hehe you can come whore anytime….But Ill be wearing the boots cos they sound freaking awesome
( and have you seen the absolutely divine black and silver peep toe stilettos with buckles- woah just about orgasm looking at em I tell ya!)
*gets down on knees and begs* please, please, visit my blog! If only you would come and bring your greatness, I could increase my traffic! I will kiss your boots! I will crawl behind you, I will bow before you and spread rose petals where you walk! If you read it, everyone will read it. If you post there, *faints* *recovers conciousness* I can’t bear to think…
Thanks for dropping by my blog. When do we get to see a picture of these boots? You really do kick ass! Your blog is the best!
Can we have a photo of the boots??
Sonia: give me a date and a topic and I might surprise you
Tys: Bwaaaaa haaaa haaaaa! See above.
Anja: sorry to disappoint, but I like doodles
Joyce: *boggle* you shocked me! Totally shocked me!
Tracey: I read your blog you nut. I might not comment all the time but I read it. But I am lovin’ the groveling!
Lilly and Casdok: I must dust off the ’shoe of the day’ sidebar…
Welcome back.
Hmmm those boots sound divine!
Feral Queen is demanding a photo of them, she has a thing for biatchin’ ball bustin’ boots…and I have nfi where she gets that from *whistles innocently*
Oh hun, use my blog any time you like… although, maybe some warning would be good. At least for my poor readers
Ditto, you can whore on my blog any time you like, provided you’re happy to be seen down that end of town. LOL
Oh and I meant to say, yes please, dust off the “Shoe of the Day” sidebar, or make it shoe of the week. Especially with winter coming, we need a fix for the change of season
We should pick a day to swap blogs. You can be VE for the day and I can be you. That way, we could do our best over-the-top impersonation of each other. That would be funny!
Due to my inadequately operating testicles I just couldn’t allow it… or could I…Hmmm
A blog whore, hey?
I like the sound of that… but the boots, where are the boots?
You are totally awesome!
Boots sound fricking amazing btw
Boots? Boots with no fucking pictures? I’m only forgiving you because you’re taking care of our Dawn. Otherwise, I’d have my whip out and be tanning your backside for the NO PICTURES!
Oh, and I love you.
First, boots are important. I love it when I’m wearing boots.
Second, I think it would be interesting to swap perspectives from the opposite sides of the world. For instance, your last few commenters have long since been experiencing April Fool’s Day (do you celebrate that down under?) and I am still twiddling my thumbs back in March…
You can strut your stuff on my blog any time!
Consider it done.
And I didn’t say it over there, because I wanted to stick to your orders, but I would love to visit that blog-land where I could mark things as “spam”.
C’mon Kelley! Get those baaad boots over to Name That…Thing!
You sure have been a busy little typer haven’t you.
Look out, guest posting can lead to other things you know….like having multiple blogs. :/
Nice to hear you’re back in shoes that make you feel good.
River: Thanks babe.
Jayne: Just remembered that they are in my 100 things post up the top of the blog. Go and drool.
Kin: Somehow I don’t think my kind of nastiness is suited to your blog. I might make it cry.
Gemisht: Do I need to hold my car keys in my hand to use as a weapon? Or are the people down your end all wearing Ugg boots?
Gemisht: Consider it done. Or put on the list… notice I still have the freaking Easter header up? Fuck I am lazy.
VE: You could never be me. I am too fabulous. Bow to me infidel.
Xbox4NappyRash: bwaaaaa haaaa haaaaa! Or, I am sorry. Take your pick.
Tiff: Check out my 100 things post…
Kath: Yeah, don’t you know it! *snort*
Ree: and I love you too, and you have seen them you stupid bint.
Losing True: Yeah apparently we do celebrate. But then it is April Fools every day here.
Amanda: And I would be strutting and scaring every one away…
Stimey: Your comment over there made me gaffaw, like lots. And it was so loud that the bunny pooped on the carpet. She could have been doing that before, but I choose to blame you.
Jayne: Perhaps… you didn’t give me no lovin’ for the first one.
We do what we must, my dear. Just wear protection. That’s all I’m sayin.
Argggh, ugg boots, devil spawn arent they???? God help anyone seen in the vicinity of my blog with bloody ugg boots on. And if they have their car key for protection, well, they are definitely in the wrong spot.
*Wonders to self: Ugg boots, how could she suggest such a thing?*
Ha! – If I get a blog I’ll let you know
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