Comments on: I have lead a sheltered life.

By: Xbox4NappyRash

Xbox4NappyRash — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:17:43 +0000

I REALLY wanna meet your mum.

By: Look after your beaver, you only have one! - crazy meezer

Look after your beaver, you only have one! - crazy meezer — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:43:22 +0000

[...] Kelley, also a great video on there for your mum. You should SO get get her one of those puppets for Mother’s Day! Stumble it! [...]

By: GoaldeeBug

GoaldeeBug — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 08:20:18 +0000

I sympathise, my mother was also the msot naive woman on earth. She was brought up in a very prim an proper household and there was never any talk of anything to do with sex or sexual organs. I got the shock of my life when I got my first period, I can tell you! thought I was going to die!

By: lceel

lceel — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 22:26:28 +0000

I have often told my wife that, “These kids think they invented this stuff.” Usually said in relation to sex. And then I’ll think to myself, “I bet my parents thought the same thing about us.” However, in dealing with my 82 year old mother, I now know for sure that those of us who grew up in the 50’s and early 60’s DID invent this stuff.

By: Babychaos

Babychaos — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:46:10 +0000

Laughing…. still laughing…. still lau-shit! I think I’ve wet my pants!

Cheers

By: B

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 11:49:31 +0000

wow that would be a strange conversation to listen in on

By: Redneck Mommy

Redneck Mommy — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 19:34:15 +0000

Three holes? Nah! You don’t say. LOL.

I Would never have this conversation with my mother. I’d rather be beaten with a studded bat first.

By: Naomi

Naomi — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 08:25:20 +0000

Oh lordy. Did you tell your neighbour that his/her mother obviously did a lot worse to cause such general stupidity? Crack-whore, maybe?

By: magneto bold too!

magneto bold too! — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 07:54:40 +0000

AmyM: It is pretty painless educating daughters. they learn a lot from school any way. When I had the discussion with my girls they were all like ‘yes mum, I know…..’

Tiff: I think I was very coy! I could have produced diagrams…. *snigger*

Anja: OMG yes! My neighbour saw me hanging curtains in the nursery and said that I would strangle the baby. Then told me I caused his apnea and then Autism by lifting my arms up. And having sex….

By: Anja

Anja — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 07:29:56 +0000

My mother has a daughter who studied medicine and she STILL will not believe you don’t pee out your vagina.

She also thinks that you shouldn’t raise your arms over your head when you’re pregnant or the baby will get strangled with the umbilical cord.

Kelley, here’s what you do:

Tell mummy to take a whizz on daddy and he can tell her for certain. Nothing like a bit of ‘watersports’ to liven up the marriage.

Alternatively, she can get a hand-mirror and check it out for herself.