I gotz me some happy.

Courtesy of my lovelies.

My first happy comes from Ree, my lickable Hotfessional you can read how much she loves me here. No money changed hands. Ree nominated my post ‘Today I learnt a valuable lesson‘ for a perfect post award.

So a perfect post for being a stupid bint and not backing up my blog.

Now that my super fabulous host Snoskred is backing it up for me, I guess there will be no more perfect posts….

Anyway, this is my second perfect post award (the first was from the equally lickable Girl from Fertile Mertile for this post a post I could probably write once a week)

Here is my purdy button.

No you can’t have it. But you may touch it. Gently!!! Yeah, OK, that is enough….

Weirdo.

Now to other shiny things to distract me from the shit. Or my thighs as I watch the Biggest Loser….

Sweet Veronica (apparently everyone calls her lovely, but I am all about the different) from Sleepless Nights awarded this cause I rock my blog makes her want to eat chocolate…. Hmm.

I will pass this yumminess on to Ree, of course, cause she is lickable,

Slouching Mom, because, well you will see in a minute, and also because she is a Goddess.

and

Anita, cause she changed her name from BoneBlower cause I threatened to give her a nipple cripple asked so nicely. And she buys me really expensive chocolates.

Next bit of happy comes from the amazing Slouching Mom.

Go read her blog. Do it. Well after mine, of course…..

And I would love to give a huge smootch to:

Girl at Fertile Mertile. Smootches babe.

Mr Fabulous at Pointless Drivel. Right on his big bald head.

Grundir at Mattress Police. Cause nothing is hotter than a faceless man in a black hood that smells like hopelessness and failure. The original Emo.

Doodaddy at well Doodaddy cause he is lovely. No really. I would love to be his park buddy. And no, get your mind out of the gutter, it is not a euphemism, I mean I would love to sit and chat with him at the park while the kids play.

and

Snoskred at Life In the Country cause she wore a lot of shit yesterday when my brain exploded. And then she said I rock. She is beyond amazing.

Baby amore at My Little DrummerBoys gave me this bit of glittery happy.

Apparently it means something about having fun and interacting with the peeps. Or I am a tart. Cause the colour scheme is blueberry tart. Hmmm. Yeah, she is probably right.

So I pass this on to the following tarts* that rock my socks:

Meg at Dipping in the Blogpond cause she cracks me up.

Alison at MountainMomma cause she showed off her legs on her blog today.

and

Veronica cause some old guy licked his lips at her when she was wearing a dress. *snort*

OK. Don’t any of you feel left out my lovelies, cause I will be flinging the <3 bling ASAP. I was going to do it today but then discovered all this other bling that needed to be passed on.

*using tart as a term of endearment here girls. My best friend is affectionately known as scrubba.

Now I have a kid to drug up to the eyeballs give medication to, a daughter to pick up from the movies, a husband to bash around the head for buying ANOTHER fucking PVR and then try and get an early night.

This biatch needs her beauty sleep.

Tagged as: blog bling, happy, wonderful people