I wandered over to my old blog, and besides the fact that so many people are STILL wandering around there, I found some truly mind boggling searches.
Beside the usual Magneto Bold, Autism and <3 awards, there were some searches that had me shocked and puzzled.
So I give you the first of many entries of:
People lured into my madness thanks to Google.
Mario P0rn. I am almost too afraid to ask. Is there actual p0rn by the Super Mario Brothers? Hang on…… well yes siree there is! Oh. My. Fucking. God! You can get Super Mario P0rn COSTUMES!!! My blog is at the end of page 2 in the google search. Sick fuckers need to go that far?
And I am the top 6 searches in WordPress tags for Mario p0rn star. Noice.
Party letter to neighbour. Wonder how the neighbour felt after receiving this letter that I wrote to my neighbours…..
Every day there is at least one freakshow looking for b0ld pu$$y. How disappointed they would be finding out I just meant that I was a spineless little girl. Guess the same freaks are looking for a cubby pu$$y.
What the fuck is a cubby pu$$y. Hang on…..
Oh. Right. A cubby is a v-jay-jay. Shit, I am NUMBER ONE on that search.
Mattress tag explode Monty Python: Methinks that is a combo of Diesel’s blog Mattress Police in my blogroll and my tasteless brain replaying Monty Python sketches during the terrible events in Burma last September. This search was top of page two.
And finally for tonight….
Boo thought it was hilarious. It was even creepier when Boo played it double speed and it looked like his eyes were rolling in the back of his head and he was chanelling a Chipmonk.
But BOOYAH!! Number one search result. Betcha Jenny is proud.
And there are more. So many more.
OK. I am making my own little memey thingy. I tag every single one of you. The usual shit about letting me know that you are doing it so I can read and gaffaw at your searches.
Lets call it ‘Google bringing out the freakshows’
Go forth and meme.
Oh, but before you go…. thanks to Sueblimely and Meg I have some new purdy Bloggers Choice buttons. Go and vote for me here, here and here would ya? Kinda creepy that only Meg voted for me and then I went and voted for myself!
As promised in the side bar, I will love you long time.
There are a shit load of links in this post but they are not showing up! Don’t know why. Run your cursor over the post to find them. Like ‘Where’s the fucking link?’ instead of Wally….