I am not hungry.
Like seriously Not. Hungry.
I have dinner sitting here next to me and the thought of eating is making me feel, well, meh.
I barely ate anything last night for dinner. And that was the last time I ate anything.
No hunger pangs. No feeling woozy and sick from lack of food.
Just meh.
Today at work I was busy interpreting some legislation. Deep in thought, fingers flying across the keyboard. And then What. The. Fuck? This really loud weird gurgling noise. Like the noise in horror movies when the bimbo / stupid-bint-that-goes-out-of-the-house-to-investigate-a-noise-in-her-white-underwear / person-wearing-the-equivalent-of-the-red-uniform-in-Star-Trek*, gets their throat cut.
That sorta weird freaking noise.
In a quiet office.
Scared the living shit out of me. Then it happened again. That fucking death throes noise was coming from ME!
I looked down at my stomach. Half expecting an alien to come writhing out of my belly ruining my favourite shirt.
And the sound kept coming. No pain. No sensation. Just noise.
That is when I realised I hadn’t eaten. Since yesterday. And it was 2pm. But the thought of eating had me in throes of Meh.
Like now. And I don’t know why.
Sure I haven’t slept much lately. That is nothing new. Got a bit of extra stress at work. Normal. Boo is being an arse. Typical.
The only thing different is my new blog. A-HA!!!!
My new blog will make you lose weight. My blog will suppress your hunger! My blog is the latest weight loss wonder!!
Tell your friends. Shout it from the blogtops!
Magneto Bold Too, weight loss with only exercising your fingers!!
But seriously. What is with this weird turn of events? Anyone know?
I don’t even want *gasp* chocolate…… Am I going to die?
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Will do the linky lovin’ tomorrow. A bit short on time tonight. House is a tip since the kids here while I am at work apparently equals tear the place apart time. With my babysitter mother joining in the frivolity. Oh and I bought a desk today that I want to put up. SQUEEE!!!
And I better return my 3D friends calls lest they think I am dead.
* How the fuck do I know that? Is there no end to my insanity? I actually googled it to make sure and lo and behold it is true. Well an urban myth or whatever..
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Careful – that hungry, boiling stomach acid will give you foul breath. Better eat some chocolate before it gets to your throat and you become the stoopid bint.
(I just love that you use the word bint. I thought I was all alone in the world.)
mmmm you need to eat something.. or you will burp up that stomach acid and if you Dribble… you could wreck your shoes…
Just warning you Kelley, it could be B.A.D
Stomach acid shoes = Disaster….
muawhahahaha
I go through periods where I don’t want to eat and then periods where I will eat anything that stands still long enough. It is a very weird thing.
However, I don’t believe you just said that you don’t want chocolate. Is everything okay?? Next you will start telling me that you have no interest in shoe shopping and then I will know that the end of the world is coming.
I know how you feel. Some days I don’t feel like eating at all and other days I eat heaps. It will all balance out in the end.
cerebralmum: No acid, just gurgling noises. I did take your advice and had an After Dinner Mint. Meh. OMG!!!!
Kim: NOT THE SHOES!!!! That’s it, I am barefoot until I eat a sandwich or something. Oh freaking MEH….
Riayn: Will go shoe shopping tomorrow. IF I come home empty handed I will book into the hospital
Veronica: It is really weird though. I don’t feel like anything. And no hunger. Perhaps I am growing some weird tape worm in there or something! I will call him David.
David the tapeworm burrowing around in Kelley’s guts………. an interesting theory……. have you googled that too?
Kelley,
I do that every once in a while. I more or less just forget to eat. I don’t get hungry or thirsty or anything – I just get so focussed on the things I’m doing that I just forget. Of course, I continue to gurgle, burp and break wind (Annie would think there was something seriously amiss if I didn’t) but if I’m involved in something that totally has me busy, I don’t eat. The unfortunate part is, of course, I WILL make up for it later.
All I ate yesterday was the lemon tart I attempted to make. A piece for breakfast, a piece for lunch, and a piece of dinner. Oh and 3 cups of coffee. I’m Ok blaming your blog with this surge of weird eating habits.
When I am super focused, I don’t even move, much less pee, eat, or drink. Doesn’t happen as much now that I don’t work out of the home.
Damn, the whole post made me hungy. Time for some Coco Puffs. I’m Cuckoo for Coco Puffs…
Not working for me, dude. I’m dying for some barbeque chicken.
Lose weight?!!?? OMG, then I’m reading your blog EVERY FREAKING DAY!!! Do you think it would work even faster if I read it more than once/day?
Not sure about the new digs, miss being able to read you in the roll,The effort, ugh the effort.
A tapeworm called David. mmm Suss. Very Very Suss.
hehehehehe
cheers kim xxx
Nup, didn’t work …. want coffee and chocolate
Last time I had no appetite I was about to bring little Miss mini-Angel into the world …
So a new blog will suppress appetite? You know, this discovery could make you rich……..or make Blogger/wordpress etc rich. Either/or.
what i wouldn’t give to not feel hungry! LOL!
Ah stress, what a wonderful appetite killer!
Have at least a glass of milk, that should make your tummy shut up until you get the urge to lovingly devour the Lindt again….but I’ll carefully watch over it till you’re ready lol
Yes, you’re going to die! But don’t worry – am arriving on the weekend to put things back in order. Will have you back to ‘normal’ in no time