Two very exciting things have happened today. And I am jumping out of my skin with excitement!
Firstly. I was wiping Boo’s arse earlier and noticed that he had his first solid bowel movement EVA! Boo has been gluten free since ‘toddler diarrhoea’ didn’t clear up by the time he was four. We started a half arsed *snort* gluten challenge but over the last couple of days he has been eating hot dog rolls till they have been coming out the wazoo. And solid!
Oh. My. Freaking GOD!!! I am so excited I could just, well, share my sons toilet habits with the internets. I am just bouncing people. Looked just like the Mr Hanky I packed away with the Christmas decos.
I swear it freaking winked at me and said BoooYaah!!!
I resisted the urge to take a photo for you all. I concede that some may not be as enamored by my sons fecal floaties.
And the second thing. Well I am sure I will be forgiven for announcing this after a good bowel movement, but today sees the launch of the newest most exciting Aussie Blogging forum in the world! It was supposed to be a secret till tomorrow. I was planning on having a play and wielding my magic moderating powers without an audience. I was going to do a vague post and keep you guessing and begging and sending me shoes to get me to tell, but then Meg, Snoskred and Andrew let the cat out of the proverbial Gucci puppy carrier.
The Aussie Bloggers Community project is born! Here is the link to the forum. We are all having fun in there right now and literally hundreds of people have visited since the unofficial launch at 6pm.
Meg has done all the hard work with the linking and stuff so pop over there to read all about it:
Or just click on all three of their names and read what they have to say, oh and subscribe to their feeds. You will thank me! (Don’t forget to subscribe to mine too! Bwaaa haaa haaa!)
And then get your arses over to the forums! Oh and my lovely overseas friends, it’s not just for Aussie sheilas and blokes 
Just don’t forget to come back ya hear?
Well, well, well….. Looks like I definitely still have my moderators hat on cause there was not a fuck, shit, biatch in sight. Must be mellowing in my old age. Probably something to do with that red shit on my leg. That apparently no one but me can see…..
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Oh, bless you Kelley, we’re in there right under the solid bowel movements (congratulations, BTW, I am guessing that this will make your life easier now)
Best regards, Andrew
LMAO – you my dear are the master (mistress) of hype. Thanks, glad you’re part of the team
Yeah sorry about that guys, but I had just finished wiping his arse, almost didn’t have time to wash my hands I was so itching to tell the world!
I am quite interested in seeing how many moms out there know who Mr. Hanky is…lol. I think we would have forgiven ya if we suddenly saw a picture of floaties on your blog. We may question your sanity or just giggled in pure understanding. congrats to Boo!!
Ooooh! A new forum!
And YAY @ the solid poo! That is fantastic!
Lol. This is great. I so wanted to mention the video and tits and ass on my blog, but from memory the video had only ass. Now I see that I need not have restrained myself.
As for the poo, BoooYaah! Would it be wrong to say that I would have examined a photo with interest? Oh, how motherhood changes you!
Did he wave goodbye to it?
I’m serious!
I taught my nephews to wave goodbye to BM’s. 
drove their mother up the wall to walk past the bathroom and hear “Bye! Bye Poo! Seeya, wouldn’t wanna be ya!”
Cheers,
Snoskred
Why don’t you ever get that excited about MY bowel movements?
I am so excited for you! There is nothing better than seeing floaties after a long journey wading in diahrrea. Good job!
Yay Boo! Maya had diarrhea for several months straight a few years ago, and very often after that, so I can guess at how delighted you were.
(Jeez, intercontinental poop conversations. The internet sure is a strange place…)
Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo. He loves me and he loves you! (And he loves Boo, too!!!!)
Wow – I hope my boys follows suit sometime soon. Is it a boy thing, I wonder…?
boy. non-plural meant there!
Having IBS I understand your joy over the solid bowel movement. It is indeed a wondrous thing that most people don’t take for granted.
Just registering for the forums now.
FXSmom: Did you see the Mr Hanky I made? I posted a picture of it…
Veronica: It is too cool! There are people wandering around every where! The forums that is, not in Boo’s poo, that is just weird….. I think I need a coffee…
cerebralmum: Not enought bronzed mens arse if you ask me…
snoskred: well no. But he did (and always does) exclaim as I wiped his arse ‘God Damn, thats Uranus!’
Fab: You have a wife. That is her job.
Melinda: What lovely imagery. I feel a Haiku coming on…..
Robin: Just goes to show kiddy shit is a worldwide fascination.
Hotfessional: And the chick can sing too! Is there anything you can’t do?
Karen: Does your son have chronic diarrhoea? Have you tried modifying his diet?
Riayn: Was so excited to see you over there! As for the jobbie my boy did, OMG I am still smiling!
Well done Boo – 9 years in the making, had to come sooner or later. And don’t worry babe, I can see it
Congratulations on the poo improvement! ;^) Poo is a very important topic, although some people may not understand why. Gawd, if you knew how much time I spend thinking about my kid’s output…
I so get the excitement with a decent poo Kelley! Gluten-free/dairy-free diets = been there, done that, got the grey hairs to prove it LOL.
yay solid shit! Modelling clay instead of paint then?
bahahaha
Boneblower: I keep looking at the picture and I can see it. It is mocking me..
Beth: LOL, it is such a chick thing. Ask a dad and they go ‘Why?’.
Jayne: I have no grey hairs…… that you can see!
Bettina: LMAO – only because he hasn’t tried it yet. Might do a sculpty contest…. ‘What is this shit’ Bwaaaa haaaaa haaaaaaa
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