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It’s OK, we will wait……..
A few weeks ago a strange looking couple came to my door. It was 8pm, a bit late for the Jehovahs Witness suits, but they were clutching trifold papers. So I opened the door ready to give them a piece of my mind for interrupting my TV time.
Turns out they were my neighbours. Who would have thought that he survived all this time and he actually had a wife with hair the colour of Santa’s suit?
They were inviting us to a Block Christmas Party.
‘Now we know that Boo has dietary issues, so just let me know what he likes to eat and I will get it’
I gave her a dark look. What the FUCK? I have never seen this woman before, I thought her husband was dead in front of the television for Christs sake, and she knows that Boo has ‘dietary issues’ and HIS FUCKING NAME?
‘How do you know that?’ I start scanning the ceiling for bugs or video cameras and my mind races back to the times when there were no kids in the house and it was just me and Mario-porn-star……. OMG!!!!
‘Oh we know Sue and we drove her out to your parents house a few weeks ago to pick up the oven….. Your mother is such a wonderful woman with everything she does for you and surviving breast cancer and caring for your father…….’
Oh PUL-EEEESE!!!!
So tonight we finally get to meet our neigbours. The ones mentioned previously, the new family across the road (next door to the freaks) the chick down the road who it turns out is in charge of approving Boo’s funding, the freaky goth who used to go to school with Moo, and the old bloke who apparently owns half the block.
And there will be alcohol. And cricket.
I will update later. Should make for an interesting post methinks.
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How long should we wait before we telephone for help?
Oh…and I was just talking to your mum on the phone…she says hi!
Cricket and alcohol… mmmm watch out for streakers… hehehehehe
cheers Kim..
VE: well it starts at 6pm, so 6.01? Oh and you probably had the shortest call evah with my mum. She tell you how awesome she is?
Kim: The streaker would be Boo. You can count on it. Probably prefaced with ‘ Gawd damn, thats Uranus!’
It’s 5pm….. do I need to leave now or will I be tooooo late to rescue you all?
Cricket and alcohol? Count me in. What time do I have to be there?
lol… can wait for your next reply… No coffee drinking tonight/tomorrow just in case…
but all in all…. I do hope you and your family have a ball…
I can’t wait for the post about it! Should be blogworthy.
Well…what happened?? It is 10.47pm & no update yet! It has to be good!
Did you set up chairs & watch the freaky neighbours do their stuff?
hope you had an *ahem* interesting time!! Am waiting with great anticipation for all the gory details!!
What with the beer and the cricket… presumably you’ll have the bat when you ask them why they always seem to set up the chairs on the lawn when you’re gardening… then you can tell the feral guy you’ve noticed him peeping through the hedge at you and ask him whether he’s getting off ok or whether, perhaps you should visit your yard in a peephole bra and crotchless panties… oh there’s so much warped and depraved stuff you can ask them.
I can’t wait to hear what you did!
Cheers
BC
I love social gatherings but that sounds like a bit of a challenge.
Cheers
What!
Hope it went well …. so many possibilities for what might have happened….. Will be popping in a lot today hoping you have updated I suppose
I’m finally somwhere where I have nice neighbours – well one lot anyways, there’s a HUGE hedge on the other side. They even looked after my boys the other night
Can’t wait to hear about how the night went. Hmmm, as the others said so may warped, crazy possibilities. The next update should be good.
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