yeah, so I get home. I nick outside to get the washing off the line and I am greeted by this MONSTER at my laundry door (gotta learn to not got out that freaking door, perhaps HE left the handprints on the fence?)
I screamed like the big girly city chick that I am and high tailed inside. My heart beating a million miles a minute.
Any one would have thought I broke a nail or *gasp* scuffed a shoe!
I downed my double skinny mocha to build up enough courage to go outside and take a photo for my lovely internets. See how much I love you all? I risk my personal safety to have photographic evidence of my trauma so you will see how desperately frightening it is to live in a country town.
I leaned out the door as far as I could to take this photo. The weed in the concrete is in fact 7 foot tall. (shaddup, it is I tell ya!)
I have peeked out the window and it is still sitting there. It’s huge claws ready to rip out my heart or at least give me a scratch worthy of a Simpsons bandaid (cause it has to actually break the skin to be allowed one of the hallowed Simpsons bandaids in this household).
Perhaps word has got out to the monsters of the world that Casa Magnetobold has a new family member.
Perhaps they are laying in wait to over power me and get to the bunny.
OH.MY.GOD! What if Too sees it and wants to *gulp* keep it as a pet!