Today it is cool. I am sitting here in long pants. Had to close the windows cause I was getting chilly. The last 3 days are a hazy blur of sweaty breasticles, whinging and cold showers.
Now I am happy.
The kids had the day off today due to the teachers strike and spent the day complaining and asking for food and wanting attention and shit…….
But I was wearing jeans and was coooooool.
I had a support group meeting that I had to go to because 12 new families were coming and not one fucker turned up………
But my breasts were dry.
3 new adults with Aspergers turned up and got all shitty cause I couldn’t help them. I explained that I am just a mum of a 9 year old so have no experience with adult issues. But they went on and on and on…
But because it was cool I ordered a hot sticky date pudding and a bucket of latte. Yum
Boo was downloading a bazillion things on Youtube and sucking up all the bandwidth so I couldn’t get on the rat-fuck-son-of-a-bitch internet……..
So I went and put on some socks cause my feet were COLD!
Too is going to Spam-a-lot on the weekend and has been dancing around the house teasing me incessantly. Apparently the little biatch will be in the second row centre. And I get to spend the weekend with my rellies. The ones that think that Boo is Artistic and like fucking Rainman. ‘Drop the matches cause I know he can count them!’ Asshats.
But it is going to be in the low 20’s and I can wear fab shoes and just stare at them all day.
I was finally the good daughter today and went to see my parents new McMansion. Yeah it is nice and so is the fucking central airconditioning that they got installed today.
But I was gracious and gushing cause my body wasn’t screaming for a shower.
Got the freaking huge list of things I need to do in preparation for my fathers 60th on Saturday and my brother, the golden child, will just swan in with the new girlfriend, suck up all the attention from the fawning parental with no fucking gift while I do all the prep and clean up……
But my lovely internets were here helping and advising me on all things bloggy. And made me feel loved, not like the woman that gave birth to me and didn’t care when I got hit by a fucking CAR! yes I am still going on and on and on about that. Sorry.
Yesterday I was standing with my skirt over the airconditioner vent, tonight the central heating has turned itself on. It was set to only turn on when the temp drops under 10 degrees C! (50F)
So tonight I am sitting here begging the boy to sleep in a nice cool room. With socks on. I will go to bed and wrap myself up in the doona and snuggle to sleep.
But not with this man.
Oh no, the man now known as Mario-porn-star is still a nookie free zone. Been a long dry month for a porn star wanna be (well except for this one time….
at band camp when we both had the day off and the kids were at school….. cause when does THAT ever happen?) and he thought thinning the smudge out a bit a la Dick Dastardly would bring a bit of the action.
*singing* I am strong. STRONG.
I am invincible. INVINCIBLE!
I am STUBBORN!!!!!!!
9 more days…