A common phrase in this household is:
‘you are going to blog about this aren’t you’
my response ‘I fair am.’
Everything and everyone is fair game.
Once on a blog someone mentioned that if a man is right handed his left testicle will hang lower. And vice versa. Apparently there was a study or something (methinks high school boys?)
So I went in to DH. He was asleep.
I lifted up the bed covers to look.
‘Whaaaat?’ came the mumbled sleep filled voice from the bed. Asshat went to bed while I was up with the little turd bouncing off the walls.
‘Which hangs lower, left or right? C’mon inquiring minds wanna know!’
A cloud came across his face. ‘Your blogging about this aren’t you?’
I hightailed it outta there.
The next morning while he was doing his manly duties, making me a bucket-o’-latte, he called me into the kitchen.
‘You know that question you asked me last night?’
I stepped carefully out of reach…
‘Yeeeeesssss?’ I cagily replied
‘Well tell them no. I am right handed and the left is higher’
Cool. Excuse me while I go and update……
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Speaking of blog fodder and DH. Here is the latest MoFoTo.
Edwardo the pool boy has no fear of losing his job. Nor the pizza delivery guy.
It is less waaa waka waa waa, more waaaat the fuck were you thinking Mario. 
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I have an email loop of girlfriends and we discuss many and varied topics…… recently one of our young fella’s wanted to know why their dad always sat with his legs apart……. we of course all polled our various hubby’s or b/f’s for their answers. These questions are now always met with suspicious looks and vague answers from my hubby……. he doesn’t even ask if its going into an email or blog these days – he just KNOWS! lmao!
I am going to have Pookie read this so that he can be properly thankful that I have never blogged about his testicles. Ok, so I mentioned his vasectomy, but that’s not the same thing.
I have to tell my DH whenever I write about him, because my in-laws read my blog and tattle to cause trouble. Bastards.
Aside from that he doesn’t care if I write about him, but he got sqirmy when I talked about my EWCM. Weird.
Gawd! I wouldn’t tell my inlaws or even my parents for that matter about my blog……… where else would I bitch about them all!! lmao
I would never even make it as far as asking hubby which hangs lower. As soon as he saw me lifting up the covers and looking underneath, that would be a sure sign that I was after something. You’re a brave woman sista friend….LOL
I blog about whatever makes me laugh and if that includes my family members then so be it!hahaha
My what creative children you have!
Cheers
lmao…my kids roll their eyes and ask me the same question. I told them that nothing in our casa is sacred and to remember when they say their prayers that mom was smart enough to give them pen names!!!
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