You will see that a lot of blogs have a commenting policy, no trolling, no swearing, no nasty comments… fuck that sucks doesn’t it? Especially when the blogger is an absolute dick and you so want to let them know, but alas, DELETED.
Asshats.
So nasty trollish behaviour will be dealt with in the manner it deserves. Ignored or belittled. Depending on my mood and caffeine levels.
But THIS commenting policy is more of a this is what you get for showering me with your love. Cause I loves me some comment crack. Oh BIG TIME. I get all gooey and smiley and big headed and ‘don’t fuck with me I am a SUPER STAR!’ and shit. Depending on my mood and caffeine levels of course.
IF YOU COMMENT ON MY BLOG I WILL:
REPLY TO THE COMMENT IN THE COMMENTS OF THE POST (so it might pay to subscribe to comments, or pop back to follow the mad conversation, love fest or shit flying)
VISIT YOUR BLOG AND COMMENT (so you get some comment crack too! Cause I am a sharing kind of chick – and I will wear kick arse shoes, cause you can’t go visiting without purdying up a bit)
MY UNDYING LURVE AND A CAMEO IN ONE OF MY DREAMS ( cause I dream about you people! How fucked up awesome is that? And you are all hawt, of course.)
LUCIAS LINK LOVE THINGY AND TOP COMMENTATORS THINGY (means you get linky love stuff making you more popular and loved by the world)
So comment. It is good for you. And reduces your cholesterol, minimizes wrinkles, makes you regular and is better than that little blue pill that starts with V. Or the other V thing that makes a buzzing noise…
Oh, and if you want one of those funky little pictures next to your name go to en.gravatar.com.
Cause you are so purdy, I wanna see your face. Or your cats arse or a fucking flower or something, anything than that stupid blue G. It clashes with my colour scheme. And my shoes.
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another great idea
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